The First Adventure Kids Comic Ever Surprise Toy Fun Toy Joy Space Ball The Funny Bathtub The Zoops Sarah's Music Video Mildred Hot Ice Think About It Andrew Gets A Little Sister And A Grandmother Lawn Party The Andrew Express Super Spray Moon Madness Picnic Toy Capers A Bedtime Story For Bailey Andrew's Ant Farm The Magic Show Andrew's Ant Farm Is In Trouble Hot Rod Mildred King For A Day A Robot To Do All Of Your Chores Command Performance Yard Work Made Easy Sarah And Andrew Are Running A Lemonade Stand The Ultimate Toy This Is, To The Best Of My Knowledge, The First Comic With Kate In It Bailey Does A Cartwheel Melon Felons High As A Kite Bailey's Folly Moon Trip Part 1 Moon Trip Part 2 Sticky Andrew Andrew, Kate, And Sarah Form A Band Rip Van Kate Children For Sale Kate's Problem Play It Safe Andrew A La Mode Kate's Brother Spike Really Wants To Put On A Circus Kate Isn't Allowed Into The Ice Cream Store Merry Christmas Educational TV This Is Supposed To Be Hilarious Toy Crazy La De Da Da Train Trouble Kangaroo Express Unwinder's House Who's Going To Ride On The Magic Carpet And Who Won't I Hate This Comic The Adventure Kids Track Unwinder As He Makes Plans To Push All The Toys Off The Shelf Of The Toy Store The Big Squirt Trying Very Hard To Sound Like A Teenager Unwinder Squirts Water (I Hope) All Over The Other Kids Shadow And Chug Sneak Up And Play Their Gong, Which Makes Unwinder Explode Into Chunks Unwinder's Sister Looks Like Unwinder In Drag Entertaining And Educational Why Did They Need Unwinder's Help, Again? Unwinder Drives All Around The Neighborhood In His Toy Car, Making No Attempts To Stay On Any Sort Of Road Haunted Hot Dog Unfortunately, That Has Nothing To Do With Our Comic Brian Rawturkey Makes The Kids Clean Out The Zoop Cages Unwinder's Phone Number Seems To Include An Asterisk Kate Really Wants To Be An Artist Doodly Doodly Doop Andrew Is Forced To Do His Chores In Public Spectacle So, What Was Their Plan, Exactly? Kate Is A Slob Unwinder Tries To Hire A Witch To Put A Curse On A Goose So That It Can Only Lay Golden Eggs Kate's Got A Secret, Evidenced By The Way She Chants "I've Got A Secret" Over And Over Their Stunt: Launching A Hen From A Kite The Zoops Get Out Of Hand, And Brian Rawturkey Decides To Use A Hose On Them It's Too Soon For Another One Of These Wild Girls The Big Eye Unwinder's Keyboard Has Separate Keys For Upper And Lower Case Letters Andrew Looks At Some Wiggly Dots Through A Microscope Kate's Clarinet Performance Is The Most Annoying Sound In The World She's Eventually Stopped By The Police Kate And Spike Are Sick Of Doing Their Chores And Decide To Run Away From Home The Magic Wand Shadow And Chug Show Up With Their Gong Again And So, Shadow And Chug Never Did Anything Bad Ever Again Ever Andrew's Mother Introduces Herself As "Andrew's Mother" Before Andrew's Dad Goes To Work, He Kisses Andrew's Mom All The Way Up The Arm, A La Gomez Addams Today, Kate Has Decided To Be The Smartest Person Alive, As Evidenced By The Graduation Cap She Wears And So, The Day Is Ruined Thanks To Sarah And Kate There's Something Really Wrong With Bailey's Eyes In This One Mildred Can Make Cooking Utensils Appear Out Of Thin Air Spike Can't Play With Andrew Because Of All The Yard Work He Has To Do Unwinder Sucks Up Some Ice Cream And Spits It Out At Shadow And Chug, Which Vaguely Leads To Their Arrest This Comic Ends With Andrew Falling Over For No Reason Foxy Box Little Girl Lost Mildred Is Fascinated With The Idea Of Hair And Warm Blood And Live Birth And Stuff Like That Now, Really, Why Didn't Shadow And Chug Think Of This Sooner? Spike Tries To Read Everyone A Lovely Fairy Tale About A Nasty Fierce Dragon Sounds Like A Case For The Adventure Kids Detective Agency Brian Rawturkey And Unwinder Roll Around Ridiculously, Laughing At Each Others' Names Shadow And Chug Vow To Pursue Unwinder To The End Of The World Since It's A Board Game, The Rules Are A Little Weird Andrew's Dad Has His Pals Over And He Wants To Watch The World Series, But Bailey's Hogging The TV The Carnival's Problem Seems To Lie In How They Let Shadow And Chug On The Ferris Wheel And Let Them Stay At The Top Long Enough To Snatch A Toy With Their Fishing Pole Kate Hints At Riding Andrew, And Andrew Becomes Extremely Indignant Whenever He Sees A Car On TV That He Particularly Likes, Unwinder Tries To Dive Into Andrew's TV So He Can Drive It The Adventure Kids Have No Goals Beyond Shrinking People Who Get In Their Way On The Street And Shrinking Zoo Animals That Scare Them Unwinder Has Exploded Again, And It's Just A Real Pain Faced With The Problem Of How To Get The Piano Out A Front Door, The Adventure Kids Decide The Owner Won't Mind If They Just Rip A Hole In The Wall To Get It Out Because This Comic Is In Desparate, Desparate Need Of Conflict, Shadow And Chug Run Up And Steal Unwinder's Car The Magic Flute Unwinder Knows That Kate And Andrew Have His Magic Flute Because He Sees A Brick Wall Built By A Stroke Of Luck, Kate Happens Upon The Pitch That Shatters Every Glass Object In The City, And She, Andrew, And Other Friends Run Away Before She Can Be Prosecuted For Stealing A Magic Flute, Causing Millions Of Dollars Of Property Damage, And Continually Screwing With Just About Everyone In The Neighborhood, Kate Is Grounded For The Entire Weekend How Some Pot Stickers Filled With Corn Syrup Wasted A Perfectly Good Day Sarah And Spike Wear Ridiculous, Ridiculous Costumes While They Look For The Creepy Orchard People The Trees They Cut Down Have A Sort Of Black Center The Golf Ball Grows Ten Feet Across And Starts Rolling After The Kids Unwinder's Car Is Operated By A "Start" Button It Looks Like The Giant Armadillo's Tail Got Caught In The Door To Unwinder's Car The Fact That Unwinder Gave His Engine Too Much Choke Is Mentioned Three Times In Succession Unwinder Doesn't Notice The Fuel Situation Until They Have Three Seconds Of Fuel Left Being Evil Brilliant Masterminds, Shadow And Chug Devise A Plan To Run Outside And Grab Unwinder In Broad Daylight With Two Of His Friends There Unwinder Explains How His Father Taught Him To Shoot Ice And Drifts Into Sad Memories Of His Much-Loved Father The Toy Store Has Sent Kate A Complete Model Train Set For No Particular Reason A Package Parachutes Into Kate's Back Yard Following Any Random Lead That Comes Along, Spike Decides To Begin His Search By Reading A Book About The Golden Fleece To Give Her Watermelon Raising Venture A Kick-Start, Kate Trades A Watermelon To A Wandering Wizard For Some Magic Potion Kate Receives A Magic Wand Which Will Perform One Feat Of Prestidigitation The Wand Turns Into A Catapult And Starts Pitching Melons Around Kate's Thick-Headedness Cannot Be Understated Since The Train Brings Its Tracks With It Wherever It Goes, It Can Crash Through Houses And Down Streets, Bringing Chaos And Destruction Everywhere How Many Comics About Sentient Trains Does The World Really Need? Foliage Covers Andrew's Entire House, Trapping The Family Inside Andrew Promises To Come Up With A Plan And Never Does Andrew And Bailey Move Back And Forth Quickly In Terror Bailey Finds A Gumball Machine Andrew Vows Never To Use A Microscope Again One Of Sarah And Andrew's Classmates Has Been Truant For Several Days In A Row Brian Rawturkey Calls The Adventure Kids For Help When A Soldier From The Revolutionary Army Arrives At His Hamburger Stand Asking For Free Food Spike Always Thinks He's A Detective In These Comics For Some Reason The Mayor Calls Spike On The Phone Andrew's Unsure About Investigating The Candy House, But Eventually Gives Into His Peers Spike Tells Everyone To Bring A Fire Extinguisher, Then Gives One Extinguisher To Andrew Andrew Is Convinced That A Witch Plans To Put On A Spook Show To Scare Him To Death After Eating The Chocolate Chips Off The Door, Kate Goes Inside And Rides A Conveyor Belt That Promises To Go To The "Tasting Room" Unfortunately, The Tasting Room Is Home To A Giant Mouth, Which Nearly Devours Her Andrew Falls Hundreds Of Feet Into A Deep, Deep Hole Kate Is The World's Biggest Teen Idol Sarah Vs. The Third Reich Andrew Lands In The Middle Of Magic Land, Which, According To A Living Jack In The Box, Is A Place Where Anything Can Happen An Announcement From The King Is Read By A Person With The Head Of A Pig Kate And Andrew Meet Paul Revere, Who Instantly Trusts Them And Makes Andrew An Honorary Son Of Liberty George Washington Gives Andrew A Canoe To Sneak Up On His Enemies In George Washington Is A Murderous Idiot George Washington Knows Abraham Lincoln's Name Kate Is Given A Medal Of Valor For No Reason At All Andrew Gives Thomas Jefferson A Suggestion For The Declaration Of Independence Kate Shoves Food In Her Mouth, Swallows, And Talks Simultaneously You Can Tell It's Scrooge Because He Says The Word "Humbug" In Every Single Sentence Kate, Andrew, And George Washington Sing "Merry Christmas To You" (To The Tune Of "Happy Birthday"), All At Different Speeds Kate Is A Horrible, Horrible Singer Kate And Friends Sing "Home On The Range" George Washington Stops In The Middle The Song To Tell His Friends That Marshal Dill Pickle Has Arrived Marshal Dill Pickle Puts On A Strange Little Show Where He Plays Various Pianos George Washington Laughs Hysterically, And There's No Circus Kate Joins George Washington In Some Modern Dance, Which Involves George Washington Turning Into A Weird Robot And Spraying Kate With Water AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Events Happen With No Real Connection Between Them Before Ducking Down Into A Kangaroo's Pouch, George Washington Grunts In A Really Weird, Hilarious Way For No Reason At All The Game Show Host Asks What Animal Has Antlers And Pulls Santa's Sled Andrew Throws A Computer Part At Black Bart The Computer Part Flies Very, Very Slowly Andrew Is Put Into Several Death-Inducing Situations, Amusing Kate To No End Black Bart's Gun Fires A Dart With A Suction Cup Tip The Game Show Host Makes An Incredibly Strange Noise When He's Eddie Murphy The Swinging Doors Of The Saloon Slice Andrew In Half, Much To The Amusement Of The Mounted Moose Head They're Awarded Their Prize By A Giant Pig Absolutely Nothing Interesting Happens As Firefighters Spend All Six Panels Of The Comic Bringing Kate Up Out Of The Hole Kate Vows Never To Eat Candy Again Sarah Drives A Tank And Blows Up Trucks Gon And Zoop Can't Write Their Way Out Of This Mess, So It Turns Out That It Was Just Andrew's Mom's Nightmare After A Minor Waste Of Time Involving A Shower, The Pot Stickers Go To School And Use The Principal's Voice On The Intercom To Tell Everyone It's Fun Day Sarah Tries To Ignore Andrew As He Insists There's A Dinosaur Nearby This Comic Features Andrew Being Stalked And Horribly Devoured By A Tyrannosaurus The Female Cop Is Trying To Take A Bath When Suddenly Her Bathtub Starts Moving And Busts Right Through The Wall Of Her House, Carrying Her Frightened, Naked Body Out Into The Middle Of The Street The Bathtub Molds Itself Into A Paperboy As Part Of A Plot To Steal Shadow And Chug's Ball Shadow Is Surprised To Discover That A Dog Has Nominated Him For Presidential Candidacy The Youthening Machine Puts A Bow In Mildred's Hair In The Ice Cream Room, Mildred Does That Foot-Long Tongue Thing Again Both The Creepy Orchard People Refer To Mildred As "Mother" Shadow And Chug Are Playing Catch With A Wooden Block, Which Suddenly Turns Into A Guy With A Camera, Who Takes Their Picture, Eats His Camera, And Turns Into A Variety Of Monsters Spike's Dressed Up In A Cross Between Cowboy And Knight-Errant Costumes Pikachu Tells Spike That Sarah Dropped Her Handkerchief And Unwinder Picked It Up For Her It's Absolutely Incredible How Stupid The Adventure Kids Are The Front Of The Toy Store Is Very Obviously Cut Out Of Cardboard The Toy Store Is Selling A Big Pile Of "Tricky Balls" The Toy Store Seems To Be An Infinite White Space Where Nothing Exists Except Spike, Pikachu, And A Pile Of Tricky Balls Spike Finally Gets To Try The Formula, But All It Succeeds In Doing Is Making Him Horny (In The Sense That He Grows Horns) This Comic Would Have Us Believe That Bees Are About Two Feet Long Normally They're A Friendly People, But Queen's In A Bad Mood Today, So They're Gonna Hafta Get Kinda Burned To Death As Spike Burns Like A Candle For About A Half Hour, The Bee Runs Off And Returns With An Electromagnet To Strip His Armor Off, So Now Spike Is Nude As Well As Roasted Alive Unwinder Receives A Mysterious Box In The Mail Unwinder's Stove Is Roughly One Story High While Trying To Open The Box, Unwinder Is Attacked By Cousin It In A Powdered Wig And, Ultimately, Sucked Into The Box By A One-Eyed Tentacle Unwinder Finds Himself To Be The Victim Of A Horrible Abductification By Aliens, Who Need His Strong Genes To Rebuild Their Race They Don't Kidnap Anyone In Particular Unwinder And Megan Kelly From Fox News Are Chained To Each Other By The Neck Mars Has A Diameter Of Approximately 15 Feet Andrew Invites His Deepest, Closest, Best Friend In The Whole World, Kate, To Come Over And Get In His Malfunctioning Matter Transporter Kate Has The Observational Powers Of A Blender Andrew Has A Dial On His Machine Which Lets You Decide If E Should Be MC, MC^2, MC^3, Or MC^4 Bailey Doesn't Have Any Lines In This One The Transporter Shoots Out All Of Kate And Andrew's Body Parts, Plus An Extra Andrew Head The Transporter Morphs Into Groucho Marx For About A Second An Alien Appears With Pikachu's Tail Attached To His Head, Corrects Bailey's Problem, And Just Sort Of Generally Fixes Everything Unwinder's Dad Drives Around In A Toy Car In Some Vague Attempt To Save His Son Yogi Bear Has A Surprise For Unwinder, Megan Kelly, The Band Aqua, And Some Guy With Hipster Glasses (Neil Cicierega?) Yogi Bear's Head Spins Around 360 Degrees God, I Thought I Did All Of These Already When Unwinder Sees The Amazing Balloons, He Yawns And Falls Over Yogi Bear Goes To Sarah's School And Spits Acid At Her During Class Yogi Bear Turns Pink For No Reason Unwinder Makes One Last, Desperate Call To Mildred Andrew's Mom Steps On A Bearskin Rug Which Turns Out To Be Yogi, Who Wraps Himself Around Her And Drags Her Screaming Off To Nowhere, Swearing That She'll Never Get Away A Black Helicopter Snatches Yogi Up And Takes Him To A Windowless Building, Where The Creepy Orchard People Brainwash Him By Making Him Look At Flashing Lights Mildred Bi-Locates From Her Bathtub To The Cage Where Unwinder And Megan Kelly Are Mildred's Comic, "Funny Bunny", Is Seriously Messed Up Mildred Doesn't Sound Right It Turns Out Mildred's Just Flirting With Him Things Take An Uncomfortable Turn When She Practically Sits In His Lap The Place Where Mildred Lives Is Mentioned By Name I Think They Brought In A Different Actress For This One Bailey Writes A Letter To The Alien The Creepy Orchard People Kidnap Bailey And Take Her To Their Evil Lair And Put Her Into A Machine There's Some Sorts Of Animals Drawn On The Wall Of The Operating Room This Was Probably The Comic That Made The Biggest Impression On Me When I Was A Kid