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ARSENICCATNIP >>> AN ARCTIC PENIS --> NORTH POLE --> THORN POLE --> i see, andrew calls an explamation point a SHOUT POLE. SHOUT POLE >>> SOUTH POLE, ergo... (Aha. And presumably N and A are seat pole and stew pole?) yeah, he made it so fireflies speak in the code, because girls love fireflies because of that song by daniel owl-- (I don't think the Owl City guy is named "Daniel Owl") -beacuase our dreams are bursting at the seams! AND... we love... to be covered in live insects... (To get back on topic, why do we CARE that the zodiac lion troll girl's chat handle anagrams to the letter i? Does everybody's name anagram to a letter, spelling out DRiNK MORE OVALTINE?) i don't know, probably! but nevermind that, let's go back to THORN POLE... THORN POLE >>> PORN HOTEL --[HOTEL->H]--> PORN H >>> HORN P --> HORN PILE --[+T]--> THORN PILE (Why are you adding a T?) pffffpf i don't know... horn pile, thorn pile, thorn POLE, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE (I'm just surprised you didn't gravitate to HORN POLE) HA HA HA. (And then PORN HOLE.) you're mean! i'm a person with feelings!! (Fine, where are you going from THORN PILE?) THORN PILE >>> REEL PHONEY --> REAL PHONEY >>> PHONE RELAY >>> PEARL HONEY --> PEARL JAM --> JIZZ (...) HA HA HA! ok seriously. PHONE RELAY >>> HEALER PONY --> FLUTTERSHY >>> RUT THYSELF >>> HER SLUTTY F-(do you actually HAVE a destination in MIND?) OK FINE the REEEEaEL anagram iss... ARSENICCATNIP >>> SATANIC PRINCE (You already went over that one! Months ago!) YES BUT NOW THERE IS MORE!!! KARKAT VANTAS --[RK->VE]--> KAVEAT VANTAS --[K->C]-->>> CAVEAT SAVANT >>> A VAST TAN CAVE --[VV->W]--> AWE, CAT SATAN! (That's the wrong kind of "aw", and what's "A VAST TAN CAVE" supposed to mean?) i'm not sure that one is right, actually, but andrew likes vast things LIKE KENNY FROM SOUTH PARK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN you could also do CAVE VAT SATAN or i dunno... the point is, the word CAVE is in there, because karkat is always CAVING IN, like a CAVE MAN! (SUZZZZZY, cave men do not "CAVE IN". You need to watch a Geico commercial or something, we're already getting angry emails due to your general depravity.) Really?! (Haha no. There are no emails whatsoever.) :( (Well, none addressed to US, anyway. That reminds me, Jack's got a letter on his desk addressed to CARRIE OMMODT. Wrong mailbox, apparently.) open it! CARRIE OMMODT >>> CRIME DOORMAT THE PERFECT VICTIM (by that logic, she's also MIC MODERATOR and AMMO DIRECTOR. aren't you worried she'll just cut our mics and then silently gun us down like--) --like blind swiss cheeses, yeah... fill us full of eyes... hmm... {i'd like to note for the record that the mailboxes of the condo complex i live in are all locked except for mine, and when i was walking back from getting the mail, she didn't appear to be home. i do intend to give her her mail.} CARRIE OMMODT >>> DR. EROTICA MOM {WILL YOU GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!} OK FINE, JEEZ!!! UHH WHEre was i (Slandering cave men) right, so... NEPETA LEIJON --[ETA->H]--> NEPH LEIJON >>> PENILE JOHN --> JOHNSON KARKAT = CAT SATAN = CAVE NEPETA = CAT SATAN = JOHNSON CAVE + JOHNSON = ??? (I don't know... UMBRELLA?) no! (PETER + BEAVER / PARKER - CLEAVER? Am I allowed to use a calculator?) no but you can refer to... the quadratic equation... here: (Thanks) do you give up? (Yes.) the answer is CALIBORN CALIBORN >>> CRAB LION --> CANCER LEO >>> CONCEALER (i thought the crab was supposed to be paired with the CLOWN.) WELL I'M NOT DON e eyet 4uc... the TROOOoooOoooOoOo anagram of (Get on with it!) ARSENIC CATNIP >>> CANCER IS PAINT EARTH C >>> RACHET TEAL D >>> DELTA TEAL B >>> TABLE TEAL S >>> SLATE TEAL S >>> STEAL TEAL X >>> LATEX TEAL M >>> METAL TEAL P >>> PLATE TEAL P >>> PETAL TEAL V >>> VALET TEAL H >>> LATHE TEAL T >>> LATTE BLUE G >>> BUGLE RED E >>> DEER RED H >>> HERD RED K >>> DREK RED N >>> NERD ORANGE O >>> OREGANO CHARTREUSE O >>> TREACHEROUS GREEN T >>> REGENT GREEN Y >>> ENERGY LIME S >>> SLIME OLIVE T >>> VIOLET ------------------ LOVE I >>> OLIVE EVIL O >>> OLIVE TURQUIOSE B >>> SOBRIQUET ------------------------- SEQUITUR O >>> TURQUIOSE B TRIO >>> ORBIT A TRIO >>> RATIO HALF S >>> FLASH TRIPLE E >>> REPTILE DOUBLE R >>> BOULDER NON-SEQUITUR >>> NN-TURQUOISE DELTA D TALE DETAIL TILDE A UMLAUT MUTUAL LORD ENGLISH DOC SCRATCH ITCHY DOZE TRACE CLOVER FIN DIE CROWBAR SNOWMAN STITCH SAWBUCK MATCHSTICKS EGGS BISCUITS QUARTERS CANS B+ITCH-Y DOZE+N T-R-ACE C-LOVE-R F-IN+K DIE T CROW N BAR B SNOW MAN abzerookeyeseemonkeyenosevendaybetredrumoordirtwicykniflodomousoulocknoweeknowalephoneyz ABZEROOKEYESEEMONKEYENOSEVENDAYBETREDRUMOORDIRTWICYKNIFLODOMOUSOULOCKNOWEEKNOWALEPHONEYZ DO SCRATCH -C ITCH -Y DOE -Z RACE -T COVER -L IN -F DIE CROUUBAR SNOWMAN STITCH SAWBUCK MATCHSTICKS EGGS BISCUITS QUARTERS CANS WHERE DOING THIS MAN WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN REM A KING THY SHAPE (dream a king thy shape) WHE N? NOW WHERE DOING THIS MAN WHERE DOING THIS NOW MAN WHE RED OING THI SNOWMAN <-- exiled black queen (blood is literally blue) RED BALL "red oing" could be about 80 different things. well. let's see how many i can list. GAG (ball gag) RUDOLPH (red nose) UR-QUAN SLAVE SHIELD VERB REDOING (this is arguably the sanest) REDBALL (badly drawn parody of the recognizer made from an animated candy cane and a sparkly sphere that's either a lum from rayman or just stolen from deviantart, can't recall) (either way, a cane with a red tip, so, blind?) quick cane candy cane quick lime harry lime harry cane = hurricane practically unituitive. oing = bouncy ball enemy from solarian II (specifically the third swarm, led by sly the eye) (it was blue and green) snowman = the bride (if you did not figure out this, i shake my head sadly for you) ΓUSΓICE ΓUST ΓOWER ΓATE ΓIME FAΓΓ ΓIΓΓ SPACEMAN SPIΓΓ ΓIΓE ΓOΓE ΓLOW EΓEVEN JAIΓ ΓUMP ΓURY ΓUBY ΓUBE ΓUDE ΓACK ΓOSEPH ΓEΓΓOΓISΓ ΓOΓE ΓIVE ΓAT ΓAIL HOΓΓOΓ ΓOLL ΓOΓΓ FAΓΓ ΓIGHT --> RIGHT, TIGHT, LIGHT, FIGHT, PLIGHT, FLIGHT, FRIGHT Γ --> R T P F L I' ΓΓ --> RR TT PP FF LL IT ΓM WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ΓΓ NOW LOOKS LIKE ΓΓ'S GOING TO RAIN ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO QUΓΓ? UNTΓΓLED.BMP THAT'S SOMETHING ΓVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IS HAWAIΓS LARGEST CITY? ΓD RATHER NOT cκorsvwxz CΚOΓSVWXZ aemnrsu AEMNRSU bdfhiklt BDFHIKLT gpqχy GPQXY j J R r-Γ YΓVYUMM yγvυuμm R r Γ γ Y υ U u R > r ~ Γ ! L WACKY DELI <-> WE CLAY KID BOULDER <-> DOUBLE R --> RR DOUBLE x10, x 10 DOUBLE, EXTENDIBLE, LET EX IN BED, NEXT BE IDLE, BEE TILDE N X, BÑX DOUBLE x10, DOUBLE xTEN, TEND BLUE OX, DOUBLE NExT, NEXT NEXT DOUBLE x10, DOUBLE x10 --> x20 --> xXX, TRIPLE X <-- TRIPLE CHI, HITLER PIC, SEA HITLER PI DOUBLE x10, DOUBLE xX, xXxX, QUADRUPLE X DOUBLE x10, DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE x10, x100 DOUBLE x10, x10 x10, x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10, x10,000,000,000 SEA HITLER --> OCEAN HITLER, HI TOLERANCE, THINE ORACLE, LION TEACHER, NEITHER COAL, NOR LIE CHEAT, RETINAL ECHO, THRICE ALONE, HARLOT NEICE, EAT CHLORINE SEA HITLER --> C HITLER, J HITLER, THY JAILER SEA HITLER --> SEE HITLER, LITHE SEER SEA HITLER, SAIL THERE TEALS HEIR STEAL HEIR ERASE HILT --> ERASE ____, A SEER ERASE HILT --> ERASE HIL_, HAIR EELS, SERIAL EH --> AAAA ERASE HILT --> ERASE HIL_, IS HEALER, SAIL HERE SEA HITLER --> OCEAN HITLER, HI TOLERANCE, THINE ORACLE, LION TEACHER, NEITHER COAL, NOR LIE CHEAT, RETINAL ECHO, THRICE ALONE, HARLOT NEICE, EAT CHLORINE SEA HITLER --> OCEAN HITLER, ETA CHLORINE, H CHLORINE, LOCH HER IN, CHILE HORN, LICHEN RHO --> LICHEN P, PINCH EL --> PINCH E, CHIP en --> CHIP er, CIPHER SEA HITLER --> OCEAN HITLER, ETA CHLORINE, H CHLORINE, LOCH HER IN --> LOCK HER IN, HONK RELIC, NICKEL RHO --> NICKEL P, LIP NECK [of bottle], CLIP KEN --> PENCIL/PICKLE SEA HITLER --> OCEAN HITLER, ATE CHLORINE --> EIGHT CHLORINE, GLITCH HEROINE, ETHNIC HOE GIRL, GREEN HOT CHILI RED COLD CHILI --> CHI DRILL CODE --> XRVII POWER DRILL, WILD PROLIX RIVER DI STRI --> 501 STRI --> SOI STRI --> SIS TRIO DI STRIDER --> 501 STRIDER --> SOI STRIDER --> ID RESISTOR, SORRIEST ID DI STRI --> DIE STRI --> SIX STRI --> VI STRI --> IRIS TV (DI STRIDER --> RED IRIS TV) DI STRIDER --> DIE STRIDER --> EDIT RIDERS EDIT RIDERS: DI STRIDER --> DI RIDER (DID I ERR?) DAVE STRIDER --> DAVE RIDER, DEAD RIVER, VIA REDDER (martian canal) WILD PROLIX RIVER DEAD PROLIX CANAL PARADOX CELL AND I AND --> & --> ET RATED X CALLIOPE SEA HITLER OCEAN HITLER ATE CHLORINE EIGHT CHLORINE GLITCH HEROINE GREEN HOT CHILI RED COLD CHILI CHI DRILL CODE X DRILL CODE XR7 POWER DRILL XRVII POWER DRILL WILD PROLIX RIVER DIRK STRIDER DIRK STRIDER DIRK STRIDER DIRK STRIDER DIRK STRIDER DIRK STRIDER DIRK STRIDER DIRK STRIDER DIRK STRIDER DIRK STRIDER DIrk STRIder DI.. STRI... DI STRI DI STRI DI STRI DI STRI DI STRI DI STRI DI STRI DI STRI DI STRI DI STRI DI. STRI... DIe STRIder DIE STRIDER DIE STRIDER DIE STRIDER DIE STRIDER DIE STRIDER DIE STRIDER DIE STRIDER DIE sTRIDER. DIE .TRIDERs DIE TRIDERS .DIe T RIDERS eDI. T RIDERS EDI T RIDERs EDIT RIDERS EDIT RIDERS EDIT RIDERS EDIT RIDERS EDIT RIDERS EDIT RIDERS EDIT RIDERS EDIT RIDERS EDIT RIDERS EDIT RIDERS DI STRIDER DI RIDER DID I ERR? DAVE STRIDER DAVE RIDER DEAD RIVER VIA REDDER CANAL EDIT RIDERS: DI STRIDER --> DI RIDER (DID I ERR?) DAVE STRIDER --> DAVE RIDER, DEAD RIVER, VIA REDDER (martian canal) WILD PROLIX RIVER DEAD PROLIX CANAL PARADOX CELL AND I AND --> & --> ET RATED X CALLIOPE DI STRI DI STRIDER DIE STRIDER EDIT RIDERS DI STRIDER DI RIDER DI RIDER DID I ERR? DAVE STRIDER DAVE RIDER DAVE RIDER DEAD RIVER VIA REDDER DEAD CANAL? SATHERIEL SEA HITLER OCEAN HITLER ATE CHLORINE EIGHT CHLORINE GLITCH HEROINE GREEN HOT CHILI RED COLD CHILI CHI CODE DRILL X CODE DRILL XR7 POWER DRILL XRVII POWER DRILL WILD PROLIX RIVER DEAD PROLIX CANAL PARADOXICAL END L PARADOX CELL AND I PARADOX CELL & I PARADOX CELL AMPERSAND I MAX DROLL DISAPPEARANCE PARADOX CELL ET I RATED X CALLIOPE I 1 I V 5 S X 10 IO L 50 SO D 500 SOO II 2 Z IV 4 A VL 45 AS XI 11 II XV 15 IS XX 20 ZO XL 40 AO LI 51 SI LV 55 SS CV 105 IOS CL 150 ISO CC 200 ZOO DI 501 SOI DI 1 I 2 Z 3 E 4 A 5 S 7 T 8 B 0 O WILD PROLIX RIVER --> W449 PRO59 R4ER HONK PILE <-> PINK HOLE Αα Alpha Νν Nu Ββ Beta Ξξ Xi Γγ Gamma Οο Omicron Δδ Delta Ππ Pi Εε Epsilon Ρρ Rho Ζζ Zeta Σσς Sigma Ηη Eta Ττ Tau Θθ Theta Υυ Upsilon Ιι Iota Φφ Phi Κκ Kappa Χχ Chi Λλ Lambda Ψψ Psi Μμ Mu Ωω Omega ξ Λ Ξ Δ ΣΓΞ ΓΓ Γ ΩΓ Γ Λ Ψ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ λβ ε τκι Πθ φ τ γ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz αδ δθ η ρ μνωχλζ π υ ψ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz AKETRHNDLMBFGQYJPZSUXWOVCI aketrhndlmbfgqyjpzsuxwovci AKETRHNDLMBFGQYJPZSUXWOVCIlkjtdhfbmzvwsxocyqpgunarei L l I i Y Nν Yυ Mμ Hη FPR fΓr L DbpPΓrfE£L ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz Y Λ-V N U u-υ y-λ ν n-u hHηnNνvγyYυuμMm Γ <-> GAMMA γ <-> gamma N <-> NU ν <-> nu Y <-> UPSILON υ <-> upsilon M <-> MU μ <-> mu H <-> ETA η <-> eta SEVEN ----- S EVEN SE V E N EVEN ---- EVE N ===== ODD EVE === ADAM ADAM ---- AD AM ===== EVE ODD SE -- S E === NW words containing antimony: GASbag DISband FRISbee HUSband LESbian ASbestos CROSSbow CROSSbreed DISbelief DISbar MISbehave PASSERSby CHESSboard CROSSbones GLASSblower SMORGASbord HAIRSbredth GA ag DI and FRI ee HU and LE ian A estos CROS ow CROS reed DI elief DI ar MI ehave PASSER y CHES oard CROS ones GLAS lower SMORGA ord HAIR redth General counterpoints: A: V, Z, F, Q, T, D B: W, G, I, d, p, q C: H D: U, A, b, q, p E: W, F, J F: M, T, A G: B H: C, V I: O, B J: L, X, E, O K: Q L: R, J M: F, W N: S, Y, Z, u O: I, X, J P: S, q, b, d Q: K, A, p, d, b R: L S: N, P, W T: F, A U: D, n V: H, A, X W: M, E, B, S X: Y, O, V, J Y: N, X, Z Z: A, Y, N Land of Wind and Shade Land of Light and Rain Land of Heat and Clockwork Land of Frost and Frogs Land of Crypts and Helium Land of Pyramids and Neon Land of Tombs and Krypton Land of Mounds and Xenon Land of Quartz and Melody Land of Sand and Zephyr Land of Brains and Fire Land of Pulse and Haze Land of Little Cubes and Tea Land of Rays and Frogs Land of Thought and Flow Land of Maps and Treasure Land of Caves and Silence Land of Tents and Mirth Land of Wrath and Angels Land of Dew and Glass LOWAS LOLAR LOHAC LOFAF LOCAHE LOPANE LOTAKR LOMAXE LOQAM LOSAZ LOBAF LOPAH LOLCAT LORAF LOTAF LOMAT LOCAS LOTAM LOWAA LODAG LOWAS LOLAR LOHAC LOFAF LOCAHe LOPANe LOTAKr LOMAXe LOQAM LOSAZ LOBAF LOPAH LOLCAT LORAF LOTAF LOMAT LOCAS LOTAM LOWAA LODAG SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SWE BR HELA JEF LAND OF _____ ET _____ Dew Glass Wind Shade Rays Frogs Sand Zephyr Maps Treasure Heat Clockwork Pulse Haze Light Rain Frost Frogs Tents Mirth Wrath Angels Tombs Krypton Caves Silence Brains Fire Mounds Xenon Crypts Helium Quartz Melody Thought Flow Pyramids Neon Little Cubes Tea XENON >>> NEON X Wind Shade Light Rain Heat Clockwork Frost Frogs Crypts Helium Pyramids Neon Tombs Krypton Mounds Xenon Quartz Melody Sand Zephyr Brains Fire Pulse Haze Little Cubes Tea Rays Frogs Thought Flow Maps Treasure Caves Silence Tents Mirth Wrath Angels Dew Glass Informal Penguin >>> Fireman Lingo Pun >>> Main Inferno Plug >>> Imp of Unlearning Land of Wind and Shade Land of Light and Rain Land of Heat and Clockwork Land of Frost and Frogs Land of Crypts and Helium Land of Pyramids and Neon Land of Tombs and Krypton Land of Mounds and Xenon Land of Quartz and Melody Land of Sand and Zephyr Land of Brains and Fire Land of Pulse and Haze Land of Little Cubes and Tea Land of Rays and Frogs Land of Thought and Flow Land of Maps and Treasure Land of Caves and Silence Land of Tents and Mirth Land of Wrath and Angels Land of Dew and Glass LOWAS LOLAR LOHAC LOFAF LOCAHE LOPANE LOTAKR LOMAXE LOQAM LOSAZ LOBAF LOPAH LOLCAT LORAF LOTAF LOMAT LOCAS LOTAM LOWAA LODAG ΓIΓΓIVN ΓEΓΓO ΓAIΓ ΓOΓΓY AΓ TEΓΓOR LIΓΓLE TOΓΓLE BOΓΓIN PAΓΓID TEΓΓOR ΓIΓΓOR TOΓΓOR BOΓΓOR PAΓΓOR TEΓΓLE ΓIΓΓΓE TOΓΓLE BOΓΓLE PAΓΓLE TEΓΓIN LIΓΓIN TOΓΓIN BOΓΓIN PAΓΓIN TEΓΓID LIΓΓID TOΓΓID BOΓΓID PAΓΓID ΓΓIΓΓID ΓΓAP ΓΓOUSEΓS ΓΓUSΓ PRATFALL ΓΓAΓΓAΓΓ ΓACK SΓΓAΓ COUΓD EAΓ NO ΓAΓ HIS WIΓE COUΓD EAΓ NO ΓEAN BUΓ BEΓWEEN ΓHE ΓWO OΓ ΓHEM ΓHEY ΓICKED ΓHE ΓΓAΓΓEΓ CΓEAN ΓAIL TRIFLE ΓΓIΓΓE OΓΓEΓ ΓEΓΓO HAΓO HAΓT ΓOSE ΓOAST Γoast ΓOST GIΓL ΓUMPING ΓACKS ΓACK-IN-THE-BOX ΓACK AND ΓILL ΓEREMIAH FLAPΓACK ΓIMMY ΓOAN OF ARC ΓuDG£, ΓuΓY, & £X£CuΓ10n£Γ ΓOX --> FOX, LOX, £ight --> Light, fight, Eight, fLight £ame --> fame, Lame, !fLame £ive --> five, Live £ax --> fax, Lax, !fLax £at --> fat, Eat, !fLat aSHLeY SGRoMo SHLY SGRM aSGRoMo SGRM BeN BN LeWiS LWS BRiaN BRN VioViS VVS SCRiBBiT SCRBBT MaTT MTT ViNCeNT WaTKiNS VNCNT WTKNS JuLiaN WaTKiNS JLN WTKNS JuDe WaTKiNS JD WTKNS LeMMeR LMMR aLeX BeBouT LX BBT SHeLL TRaVeRS SHLL TRVRS JaCK MaSTeRS JCK MSTRS aNDReW HuSSie NDRW HSS JaCK NoiR JCK NR SPaDeS SLiCK SPDS SLCK CaLiBoRN CLBRN CaLLioPe CLLP CoNDeSCe CNDSC BeTTy CRoCKeR BTT CRCKR LoRD eNGLiSH LRD NGLSH aRaDia MeGiDo RD MGD eQuiuS ZaHHaK QS ZHHK TeReZi PyRoPe TRZ PRP GaMZee MaKaRa GMZ MKR NePeTa LeiJoN NPT LJN FeFeRi PieXeS FFR PXS eRiDaN aMPoRa RDN MPR KaNaYa MaRYaM KNY MRM SoLLuX CaPToR SLLX CPTR KaRKaT VaNTaS KRKT VNTS TaVRoS NiTRaM TVRS NTRM VRiSKa SeRKeT VRSK SRKT CaLLioPe CaLiBoRN Piccolo Ballerina A Clini[CAL] Blooper PooL CRiB aLLiaNCe CoNi[CAL] BaLLooN PLaCeBo CaNCeR iRoNiC CiRCLe BRaiN aLieN CoLoR +aND DiaBoLi[CAL] CaNoNi[CAL] CoLoRBLiND BLooDLiNe PaRaNoia PaRaNoiD CoRNBaLL aNaCoNDa BiLLiaRD < CaRaPaCe oeDiPal CALIBORN AND CALLIOPE CANONICAL RIBALD POLE DIABOLICAL CLEAN PORN GREEN FELT BIC REJECT CLONE GREEN FELT BIC REJECT LNE PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECT GREEN FELT BIC REJECT COPY PCYO HORNED GILLS, HIS INDECOROUS OMNIPRESENCE, ALTERED LORD ENGLISH BETRAYER, PUN MERGE, PURGE MEN, UNDERSEA WISH, CLEAN DIABOLICAL PORN, RIBALD CANONICAL POLE, CROAK-HATING CANCER, i'm just sticking these in the strip title so maybe somebody will find them with google, SEXY ASTERISK, RADIO STORE ADO, FIRE BATH HERO, PERCEPTION SLICK, HOTEL PLUMBERS, SATANIC PRINCE, BAKING SPERM TARTS actually was it sperm? what was that even an anagram of? CHECKED: purple clover ruffian male bomb female key FOUND: red lion omega >>> roam region cyan tiger pi >>> pricey eating theta o centipede >>> detonate the epic yellow normal >>> no lowly realm dark cyan ammo >>> croaky madman YET: purple energizer brown yen torch gems give you health white duplicator seven purple keys pink club ruffian spinning gun arrow white degree bullet rainbow scroll phi rainbow star green asterisk ricochet gray caret shark brown bear o umlaut TOASTER = ROTATE S = ROTATE TILDE = ROTATED TILE EL + SEVEN = S + ELEVEN S + 9 = S + IX = SIX = 6 ONE = ON E ONE = O NE = [male] FIVE = F + 4 + E SIX = S + 9 A = ALPHA B = BEE = BE = BETA = B ETA C = SEE = SEA d = BACKWARDS b E = EPSILON = BACKWARDS 3 A = ALPHA B = BRAVO = BETA C = CHARLIE D = DELTA E = ECHO F = FOXTROT G = GOLF H = HOTEL I = J = K = L = M = N = O = P = Q = R = ROMEO S = SIERRA T = TANGO U = UNIFORM V = VICTOR W = X = Y = YANKEE Z = ZULU EXCLAMATION POLE >>> EPIC ANAL OX MOTEL >>> OX MEANT CALLIOPE cyclone spiral indoor normal random porno island ordinal piano prison salmon spinal snail rooms Rococo Myopic pool manor Live events: Do it live! Whether you're recording a concert, a sports event, a talk show, or just yourself, now you can stream your event — live and direct — right to your audience. Learn more Diamond Hoe Main Hooded <-- Head Domino <-- Maidenhood <-- Diamond Hoes Homo Dandies Hood Sideman Manhood Dies ΓΓ = WALT ~ = TILDE >>> D + LITE = DELIGHT ! = EXCLAMATION POINT @ = AT # = POUND SIGN >>> PING SOUND & = ET = AND = AMPERSAND H = 8 = T ETA = ATE = TEA STRIPE PRIEST SPRITE TEARDROP PREDATOR PARROTED SMILES SLIMES LITTLE MISS TILT SMILES STILL ITEMS TILTA SLUG SALT GUILT TAILS GLUT TAUT GILLS TAU SLUG SALT GUU SEPIA TAU A APE SUIT PEA IS TAU "and that starts with P and that rhymes with T and that stands for TROUBLE!" PEA APE DIRECTIONS DIRECTIONS as in ways you can go Α = ALPHA A = EH >>> HE --> AG >>> SILVER >>> LIVERS Λ = LAMBDA >>> BAD MAL Δ = DELTA >>> D TALE >>> TEAL D >>> L ETA D >>> DEL AT --> [DEL] @ --> Nobody's home? Β = BETA >>> BEAT B = BEE B = BE C = SEA --> OCEAN >>> CANOE >>> A CONE >>> ONCE A >>> ON ACE C = SEE D = GRIN >>> RING D = SMILE >>> SLIME >>> LIMES D = HALF BE >>> BEHALF D = DOWN E = EPSILON >>> SIN POLE >>> NOSE LIP E = EAST >>> SEAT >>> EATS Σ = SIGMA Ξ = XI --> ELEVEN Ξ = PASSAGE F = FUCK G = GEE >>> EEG H = ETA >>> TEA >>> ATE >>> EAT H = AITCH >>> AT CHI --> @ X --> X MARKS THE SPOT H = HAITCH Ι = IOTA I = EYE I = NORTH POLE J = JAY J = JACK J = JOKER Κ = KAPPA K = KAY K = KING K = KORRECT L = ELL Γ = GAMMA >>> MAGMA Μ = MU >>> UM M = EM >>> ME N = EN >>> NE --> NORTHEAST Ν = NU >>> UN η = ETA >>> TEA >>> EAT >>> ATE Ο = OMICRON >>> MORONIC Ω = OMEGA >>> O MEGA >>> O GAME Ω = LION θ = THETA >>> AT THE θ = HEAD Φ = PHI >>> P HI Φ = SCROLL Ρ = RHO π = PI >>> IP π = TIGER Τ = TAU Γ = GAMMA >>> MAGMA υ = UPSILON μ = MU ν = NU ω = OMEGA Χ = CHI >>> )(IC >>> HI-C --> HIGH SEA >>> GEISHA H Υ = UPSILON >>> UP SILO N >>> SLIP-ON U γ = GAMMA >>> MAGMA Ψ = PSI >>> ISP >>> SIP Z = ZETA >>> TAZE OLL LOL OLL KORRECT ROCKET ROLL JESSE JAMES CESSE CAMES MECCA'S SEES ACCESSES ME LEET report Repel Otter Rope Letter <-- Petrol Tree Teleporter <-- line LIEN report Interloper <-- MAZE report tamper zero zeta romper orz tempera <-- MIDI report dirtier mop primed trio prim editor dire import <-- ogle LEGO report regret loop <-- tree prolog <-- gel trooper <-- petrol ogre dove DEVO report rev torpedo <-- pored voter <-- overt doper deport rove drove trope voted roper loop polo POOL report poor petrol poorer plot proper tool <-- HAWK report phat worker rework path wrath poker what porker hep artwork POOP report poor topper <-- LUCY report curler typo cruelty pro <-- cutlery pro curly trope <-- corrupt lye court reply JUDE report prouder jet JACK report jerk captor <-- jackpot err ark project <-- said AIDS report post raider is teardrop is predator <-- is parroted oared strip <-- pi roadster raped torsi pared trios parsed trio read ripost paid sorter raids trope triad spore triad prose road stripe <-- repair dots <-- praetors id <-- dip roaster sorted pair <-- parrots die period star <-- news NEWS report OH THIS IS SO CLEVER AND GOOD. A <- Λ V =================== A <-- ALPHA A <- Λ <- LAMBDA <- BAD MAL A <--- Δ <- DELTA <- TEAL D <- D TALE <- TRIANGLE A <---- OX B <-- C FLAT =================== B <---- BETA <- BEAT B <-- DOUBLE D B <--- BRAVO B <---- BEE B <---- BE B <- b p B <- b <$> q B <- b <~> d C <---- SEA C <-- B SHARP =================== C <---- CHARLIE C <---- SEE =================== D <---- Δ <- DELTA <- TEAL D <- D-TALE D <---- GRIN <- RING D <----- SMILE <- SLIME <- LIMES D <---- HALF B D <---- DOWN D <---- BOW D <- d q D <- d <$> p D <- d <~> b E <-- F FLAT =================== E <-- EPSILON <- SIN POLE E <--- Σ <- SIGMA E <---- £ E <---- EAST <- SEAT <- EATS E <------ Ξ <- XI <---- ELEVEN E <------ Ξ <---- PASSAGE F <-- E SHARP <- PHRASE <- SERAPH =================== F <---- FALSE F <---- FEMALE F <- f <-- £ <- POUND SIGN <- PING SOUND =================== G <---- Γ <- GAMMA <- MAGMA =================== H <------ ETA <- TEA <- ATE <- EAT H <---- AITCH H <---- HAITCH =================== Ι <--- IOTA I <---- EYE I <- i <- ¡ <---- THORN POLE <- NORTH POLE I <- i <- ¡ <$> ! <---- SHOUT POLE <- SOUTH POLE =================== J <---- JAY J <---- JACK =================== Κ <--- KAPPA K <---- KAY K <---- KING K <-- CORRECT K <-- POTASSIUM =================== L Γ <- GAMMA <- MAGMA L <--- Λ <- LAMBDA <- BAD MAL L <--- λ <------- LOLA L <-- £ <- POUND SIGN <- PING SOUND =================== M W M <$> W M <%> Σ <- SIGMA M <-- ΛΛ M <----- MU M <---- MALE =================== N <----- NU N <------- ν <- v N <- n <-- η <----- ETA <- TEA <- ATE <- EAT =================== O <- 0 <---- θ <- THETA <- AT THE O <- 0 <---- θ <- HEAD Ο <-- OMICRON <- MORONIC O <---- Ω <- OMEGA <- MEGA O <- O GAME O <---- Ω <- LION O <---- ALL =================== Ρ <---- RHO P <- p b P <- p <$> d P <- p <~> q =================== Q <-- CUE Q <- q d Q <- q <$> b Q <- q <~> p =================== R <----- ARE R <- r <---- Γ <- GAMMA <- MAGMA S <- MEZZOGIORNO =================== S =================== Τ <----- TAU T <---- TRUE =================== U <- u <-- UPSILON U <- u <- υ <---- Y U <- u <- μ V <- =================== V Λ <- LAMBDA <- BAD MAL W <- TUNGSTEN =================== W <- w <- ω <-- OMEGA W <-- DOUBLE U <- BLUE DUO <- U BE LOUD W <-- DOUBLE YEW <- WE BLED YOU <- EYE WOULD B W <-- DOUBLE EWE W <-- DOUBLE V W <-- νν <- DOUBLE NU (<- UNDO BLUE <- BLONDE UU <--> BLONDE W <- BOLD NEW) <-- DOUBLE NOO <-- NOO-NOO W <-- VV <-- DOUBLE V <-- DOUBLE VEE <- DOUBLE EVE W <- w <-- υυ <- DOUBLE UPSILON (<- DUBIOUS POLLEN) <- YY <- WHY WHY <- DOUBLE WHY <- DOUBLE Y <- TOO WISE W <---- μμ <- DOUBLE MU <-- DOUBLE MOO <- MOO MOO W <%> Σ <- SIGMA X <- CHRIST =================== Χ <---- CHI X <- EKKUSU Υ <- UPSILON =================== Y <---- WHY Y <-- γ <- GAMMA <-- MAGMA Y <-- Ψ <- PSI Y <- y λ <------- LOLA Y <- y λ <------- LOLA Y <- y λ <- WAVELENGTH Y <- y λ <- HALF LIFE Z <- ZEPHYRUS =================== Z <-- ZETA <- TAZE Z <---- ZED Z <- IZZARD A <- OX B <- HOUSE C <- CAMEL|THROWSTICK (C,G) D <- FISH|DOOR E <- WINDOW|JUBILATION|HURRAH F <- HOOK (F,U,V,Y,W) G <- CAMEL|STAFF|BOOMERANG (C,G) H <- WALL|COURTYARD|THREAD|FENCE I <- ARM|HAND (I,J) J <- ARM|HAND (I,J) K <- HAND|PALM L <- GOAD M <- WATER|WATERS N <- SNAKE|FISH|LARGE FISH O <- EYE P <- MOUTH|CORNER|BEND Q <- NEEDLE HEAD|COPPER|MONKEY R <- HEAD S <- TOOTH|SUN T <- MARK U <- HOOK (F,U,V,Y,W) V <- HOOK (F,U,V,Y,W) W <- HOOK (F,U,V,Y,W) X <- SUPPORT|FISH|BOW Y <- HOOK (F,U,V,Y,W) Z <- WEAPON|MANACLE|HANDCUFF θ <- WHEEL 0 <- ZERO 0 <- Ο <-- OMICRON <- MORONIC 1 <- ONE <- EON <- NEO <- ENO <- NO E <- ON E 2 <- TWO <- TOW 2 <---- TOO 2 <---- TO 3 <- THREE <- THERE <- ETHER 4 <- FOUR 5 <- FIVE 6 <- SIX <- IS X <- IX S <- 9 S <-- SSSSSSSSS 6 <---- SICKS 6 <--> 9 7 <- SEVEN <- EVEN S <- SEEN V 8 <- EIGHT <- GET HI 8 <---- ATE <- EAT <- TEA <- ETA 9 <- NINE 9 <--> 6 10 <- TEN <- NET 11 <- ELEVEN 12 <- TWELVE 13 <- THIRTEEN <- HIT ENTER <- TREE HINT <- THIN TREE <- NEITHER T 14 15 16 17 19 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 ' <- APOSTROPHE ' <- SINGLE QUOTE - <- HYPHEN - <-- MINUS - <-- HYPHEN-MINUS <- PUNISH HYMEN & <--> ET & <--> AND & <--> AMPERSAND ~ <- TILDE <- D LITE ! <- EXCLAMATION POINT ! <- EXCLAMATION MARK ! <--> SHOUT POLE <- SOUTH POLE ! <$> ¡ <- i ? <- QUESTION MARK ? <$> ¿ @ <--> AT @ <--> AT SIGN # <- POUND SIGN <- PING SOUND <- £ # <- HASHTAG # <- OCTOTHORP(E) # <--> NUMBER SIGN # <--> HASH Ñ <- ~N <- TILDE N <- LIT END <- LEND IT ======================== HACK ^ ========= ORIGINAL v ============== A <-- ALPHA A <- Λ <- LAMBDA <- BAD MAL A <--- Δ <- DELTA <- TEAL D <- D TALE <- TRIANGLE B <-- BETA <- BEAT B <-- DOUBLE D B <---- DD B <---- BEE B <---- BE B <- b p B <- b <$> q B <- b <~> d C <--- SEA C <---- SEE D <---- Δ <- DELTA <- TEAL D <- D-TALE D <---- GRIN <- RING D <----- SMILE <- SLIME <- LIMES D <---- HALF B D <---- DOWN D <---- BOW D <- d q D <- d <$> p D <- d <~> b E <-- EPSILON <- SIN POLE <- LIP NOSE E <--- Σ <- SIGMA E <---- £ E <---- EAST <- SEAT <- EATS E <------ Ξ <- XI <---- ELEVEN E <------ Ξ <---- PASSAGE F <---- FALSE F <---- FEMALE F <- f <-- £ <- POUND SIGN <- PING SOUND G <---- Γ <- GAMMA <- MAGMA H <------ ETA <- TEA <- ATE <- EAT H <---- AITCH H <---- HAITCH Ι <--- IOTA I <---- EYE I <- i <- ¡ <---- THORN POLE <- NORTH POLE I <- i <- ¡ <$> ! <---- SHOUT POLE <- SOUTH POLE J <---- JAY J <---- JACK Κ <--- KAPPA K <---- KAY K <---- KING K <-- CORRECT K <-- POTASSIUM L Γ <- GAMMA <- MAGMA L <--- Λ <- LAMBDA <- BAD MAL L <-- £ <- POUND SIGN <- PING SOUND M W M <$> W M <%> Σ <- SIGMA M <-- ΛΛ M <----- MU M <---- MALE M <--- MOO N <--- NEW N <----- NU N <------- ν <- v N <- n <-- η <----- ETA <- TEA <- ATE <- EAT O <- 0 <---- θ <- THETA <- AT THE O <- 0 <---- θ <- HEAD Ο <-- OMICRON <- MORONIC O <---- Ω <- OMEGA <- MEGA O <- O GAME O <---- Ω <- LION O <---- ALL Ρ <---- RHO P <- p b P <- p <$> d P <- p <~> q Q <-- CUE Q <- q d Q <- q <$> b Q <- q <~> p R <----- ARE R <- r <---- Γ <- GAMMA <- MAGMA Τ <----- TAU T <---- TRUE U <- u <-- UPSILON U <- u <- υ <---- Y U <- u <- μ V Λ <- LAMBDA <- BAD MAL W <- w <- ω <-- OMEGA W <-- DOUBLE U <- BLUE DUO <- U BE LOUD W <-- DOUBLE YEW <- WE BLED YOU <- EYE WOULD B W <-- DOUBLE EWE W <-- DOUBLE V W <-- νν <- DOUBLE NU (<- UNDO BLUE <- BLONDE UU <--> BLONDE W <- BOLD NEW) <-- DOUBLE NOO <-- NOO-NOO W <-- VV <-- DOUBLE V <-- DOUBLE VEE <- DOUBLE EVE W <- w <-- υυ <- DOUBLE UPSILON (<- DUBIOUS POLLEN) <- YY <- WHY WHY <- DOUBLE WHY <- DOUBLE Y <- TOO WISE W <---- μμ <- DOUBLE MU <-- DOUBLE MOO <- MOO MOO W <%> Σ <- SIGMA W <-- TUNGSTEN Χ <---- CHI Y <---- WHY Υ <-- UPSILON Y <-- γ <- GAMMA <-- MAGMA Y <-- Ψ <- PSI Z <-- ZETA <- TAZE Z <---- ZED 0 <- ZERO 0 <- Ο <-- OMICRON <- MORONIC 1 <- ONE <- EON <- NEO <- ENO <- NO E <- ON E 2 <- TWO <- TOW 2 <---- TOO 2 <---- TO 3 <- THREE <- THERE <- ETHER 4 <- FOUR 5 <- FIVE 6 <- SIX <- IS X <- IX S <- 9 S <-- SSSSSSSSS 6 <---- SICKS 6 <--> 9 7 <- SEVEN <- EVEN S <- SEEN V 8 <- EIGHT <- GET HI 8 <---- ATE <- EAT <- TEA <- ETA 9 <- NINE 9 <--> 6 10 <- TEN <- NET 11 <- ELEVEN 12 <- TWELVE 13 <- THIRTEEN <- HIT ENTER <- TREE HINT <- THIN TREE <- NEITHER T 14 15 16 17 19 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 ' <- APOSTROPHE ' <- SINGLE QUOTE - <- HYPHEN - <-- MINUS - <-- HYPHEN-MINUS <- PUNISH HYMEN & <--> ET & <--> AND & <--> AMPERSAND ~ <- TILDE <- D LITE ! <- EXCLAMATION POINT ! <- EXCLAMATION MARK ! <--> SHOUT POLE <- SOUTH POLE ! <$> ¡ <- i ? <- QUESTION MARK ? <$> ¿ @ <--> AT @ <--> AT SIGN # <- POUND SIGN <- PING SOUND <- £ # <- HASHTAG # <- OCTOTHORP(E) # <--> NUMBER SIGN # <--> HASH Ñ <- ~N <- TILDE N <- LIT END <- LEND IT Poorly Planned Comics Introducing The RED Guy who has a HAT A Tale of Terror, But Also Human Triumph in the Face of Adversity Poorly Planned Instructional Comics Common Shapes How To Get To A Bar [ STRIP TITLE NOT FOUND ] Firing Magnus Nørgaard Where is everyone? Charlie, Tim, and Annika Rodney’s niece Adventure house 1 Adventure house 2 Adventure house 3 Adventure house 4 Adventure house 5 Adventure house aftermath Pilot Strips: Voidhouse, Purposely Protected Dynamic Visualities, The Journal Comic The Journal Comic A Viceroy For Castlethorpe Re-Hiring Magnus Nørgaard An Established Visual Language Outline Makeup Filming Resumes Press H at Any Time to Contact the Poorly Planned Comics Helpline A Denouement Isn’t A Moral Roomies on Acid: Telephones, Rape, Bolivia Roomies on Acid: Joyce Goes Nuclear Roomies on Acid: Mt. School High School, The High School for Presidents of the New World Order of Presidents of Bolivia Pilot strip: TV Executives Pilot strip: Headmonk Pilot strip: How the customer explained it How the customer explained it: Bookkeeper How the customer explained it: ??? ????? How the customer explained it gets cancelled Flashback 1 The king attempts another flashback Flashback 2 Pilot strip: Leg Leg and Momer Leg Leg and Momer 2 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT The king selects a team of astronauts The portal PLEASE STAND BY… Animated pie chart DWARES FORTS Colin Mochrie The Entire Universe Falls Apart False awakening Real awakening Dreams Pilot strips: Rabbit, tennis, star trek, pikachu Pilot strip: Ducks Pilot strips: Dr. Atom Magnum, Peanuts, Adventure Kids Adventure Kids: Woods Adventure Kids: Orchard Adventure Kids: Castle Adventure Kids: Zalgo Adventure Kids: Strangers Adventure Kids: Sunset Adventure Kids: Apple Adventure Kids: AAAA Adventure Kids: ?????? Adventure Kids: Coin Adventure Kids: What Adventure Kids: Michigan J. Apple Adventure Kids: Apple to phone Adventure Kids: Phone Adventure Kids: Homicide Adventure Kids: Phone to man Adventure Kids: Man inflates Waking the king Pilot strips: Zits, aids, poor work Breakfast Adventure Kids: Michigan J. Apple 2 Adventure Kids: Michigan J. Apple 3 Adventure Kids: Angel of death Adventure Kids Gets Cancelled Reader Mail Opening The Door Hallway 1 Discussing The Door Reselecting astronauts Reselecting astronauts (v2) Briefing Hallway 2 Hallway 3 Hallway 4 Hallway 5 Hallway 6 Hallway 7 Hallway 8 Hallway 9 Hallway 10 Hallway 11 Hallway 12 Hallway 13 Hallway 14 Hallway 15 Hallway 16 Hallway 17 Hallway 18 Hallway 19 Hallway 20 Hallway 21 Hallway 22 Back through the door Exposition in the debriefing room Debriefing More debriefing Picking vehicles and weapons Hypnotization Strike The Third Email A Necessary Evil Good Stopping Place Character Development The Kingdom-Wide Logistical Problem Show Telethon 1 This Modern World: Back to the future Telethon 2 El Bueno De Cuttlas Telethon 3 Temporalectopia 1 Telethon 4 LIFE: The red guy joins LIFE: The dungeon LIFE: Preparing the room LIFE: Waiting for Jim LIFE: Jim arrives LIFE: Rolling stats LIFE: Races and books LIFE: A stunning revelation Stalking annika Car ride Back home Do you believe in god? Memories Technology warehouse E Fone Follies 2 More time travel Looking for Andrew’s mom Adventure Kids: Apple (again) Adventure Kids: Flying worm Adventure Kids: Worm molts Adventure Kids: Darksexuality Adventure Kids: New mouth Adventure Kids: Worm speaks Adventure Kids: Transformation Adventure Kids: NO NO NO NO Adventure kids: Bucket with feet Adventure kids: Bucket with feet 2 Adventure kids: Bucket with feet 3 Adventure kids: Bucket with feet 4 Adventure kids: Bucket with feet 5 Adventure kids: Bucket with feet 6 Adventure kids: Brain Adventure kids: Hugs Finding Andrew Andrew The directors Adventure kids: Container Adventure kids: Cannon Adventure kids: AAAAA Adventure kids: Balloon Adventure kids: FWOOSH! Adventure kids: Saucer Adventure Kids: Invisible Adventure kids: Resignation Adventure Kids: NASA Adventure kids: Andrew’s house Adventure kids: Porch light Adventure kids: Accident Adventure kids: Sarah time Adventure kids: Orgasm Adventure kids: Andrew’s mom Adventure kids: Andrew has some kind of problem Adventure kids: Blackout Adventure kids: Voice Adventure kids: You will DIE Adventure kids: Flour Adventure kids: Cooking Adventure kids: Dumplings Adventure kids: Police Adventure kids: CRUNCH Adventure kids: Police car 1 Adventure kids: Police car 2 Adventure kids: Police car 3 Adventure kids: Police car 4 Poorly planned comics becomes a spaceship Zoom out Turbolift Bridge Thinking about captains Jim calls 911 Headcount Shrinking Captain idea 1 Cryonics bay Status update Meeting room 3 Election 1 Where is the ship? Keyhole Election 2 PPCNN The red guy looks for his wife black and white tv is creepy Ads Weapons Locker Iota Aft Light Vehicle Hanger Scientific Racism Recursive Simulations Super Freak Out Layer Number Five A Suspiciously Unfamiliar Feeling The Origin Of Consciousness In The Breakdown Of The Bicameral Mind Weavers Of The Logos Spermatikos Simulations And Pupils Return of the Talking Pencil Spiderwebs Request Comics #321: Poorly Planned Crossover Car Insurance Commercials #48130-48133 Endings, Part 1 Endings, Part 2 Endings, Part 3 Endings, Part 4 Endings, Part 5 Endings, Part 6 Endings, Part 7 Endings, P— oh, who are we kidding A Shared Delusion Rooted In Synesthesia A colossal pyramid of solid gold The Largest Building In Existence Hallway 23 CrS np polynoMIal COde Holoconference [RECAP THAT ACCIDENTALLY GOES TOO FAR AND RECAPS FUTURE EVENTS] Bobco 8 The Operator and The Recognizer get zapped into ash Slim Slippins is trapped in a maze Non-quantitative instantiation The problem with planning There’s a ridiculously absurd and terrifying truth behind it all Sir, it’s a store. Political cartoons Generals ASSEMBLE YOUR TEAM, MR. COBB (The Recognizer is a parody of The Unwindmill, which is the [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED]) Pizza arrives on a particularly nonexistant layer of metafiction If he doesn’t know the word for “which”, how does he know it sounds like “witch”? More political humor Remember that book with grover? Not “There Is A Monster At The End Of This Book”, the museum one. It was a museum that had everything in the world in it, categorized extremely thoughtlessly. Like, it’d have a room full of “tall things”. No? Nevermind. You know, I was looking at children’s books the other day, and skimming through the board book version of “There Is A Monster At The End Of This Book”, I noticed something weird. The monster is grover, obviously, but the actual ACTUAL last page is simply blank. At first I figured it must be an artifact of the printing process, but the other sesame street board books have plenty of stuff on the last page, it’s just that one. Actually, there’s a sequel, with grover and elmo (they accuse each other of being the monsters). The last page of that one has some random alphabet blocks strewn around near the bottom, so it’s only 90% blank. Elmo and grover are on the second to last page, walking off to the left to “go see the monster again” Oh, for some reason amongst the alphabet blocks at the bottom of the final page is a giant paperclip. Haha, maybe the paperclip is the monster _ We apologise for the fault in the strip titles. Those responsible have been sacked. Unused Adventure Kids strips aedhASRHYW%RSTH The cartoonist goes completely, disorientingly insane The center of the lab To Whom Does God Pray? I’d like to solve the puzzle How do I know it’s an ibis? the word ibis has two eyes, like hawaii. also, google image search for “large white bird”. Woah, Someone Has Serious Issues The End POORLY PLANNED SUZZZZZY COMICS – ACT 1 – also it’s just a name, get over it!!! you fucking named me!@ oops i forgot to name this one SNORK PORK MORK GLORK Follow The White Rabbit DUN DUN DUN DUN eDSgbsrhsrth a long boring blue raven one about the word “SA” The end of time and the importance of learning to read YES I KNOW IT’S TOO WIDE FOR YOUR SCREEN SHUT UP An Actual Comic For Once Thinks you’re going to like IT”’s plan ?p=2006 ?p=2008 UNDERSTANDING METACONSCIOUSNESS, “CHAPTERS” 1 THRU 4 ?p=2010 EVIL SCOTT MCCLOUDT’S EXISTENTIAL NIGHTMARE HORRORSHOW FACTORY FROM HELL PART 666 ?p=2011 WHo”S THE BRIDE AND WHOSISN’T THE BRIDE + ALPHABET ZOOP ?p=2012 a new narrator all the days toward the present are filled up so i’m putting this one back in time but it is a clipshow so it’s ok!!! DONT WORRY, CAUSALITY WILL NOT BE VIOLATED!!1 ?p=2014 A Job Well Done Puzzles, chatlogs, magic the gathering, chickens, corn, green peppers… *sigh* onions… Plorg design meeting #1 LOGAN LOPE DE VEGA IS A CHARACTER FROM EIDOphusikon he is an assassin The irfanview batch convert panorama generator comic that’s 48000px high was TOO HIGH ASHLEY WAS WRONG here is about half of it … so called because its outline, when processed for non-hazardous viewing, is generally considered to resemble that of the bird. A processed (anamorphically elongated) partial image appears in Appendix 3 of this report, page A3-ii. THE STATED PAGE MUST NOT BE VIEWED THROUGH ANY FORM OF CYLINDRICAL LENS. PROLONGED VIEWING IS STRONGLY DISRECOMMENDED. PLEASE READ PAGE A3-i BEFORE PROCEEDING. andrew’s updating again! i better STEP UP my GAME!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone cheats a little–this IS the big leagues, after all–but since you dodged my fastball so easily, we must now begin to cheat a LOT! This is so good, I’m just going to post it on its own. Knock knock! Who’s there? Me! Me who? Remember to let her into your heart KIDS REACT TO NYAN CAT Nyan solace comes / to those who grieve / when thoughts keep drifting / as walls keep shifting / and this great blue world of ours / seems a House of Leaves // Moments before the wind: Poorly Planned Comics, Talking Pencil, Tag-Based Sorting System, In-/The Blue King: hold on, you're telling me every comic up to this point was merely the TITLE OF THE COMIC THAT... WHATEVER THIS FAILED ABORTION OF AN [exits]/SUZZZZZY: no, come back! you WERE supposed to read that stage direction!/The Blue King: I know, I did. That newline is from Jack's perspective, not the readers'./SUZZZZZY: Jack IS the only reader, you restful horse! Oops, you know what that means now./The Blue King: I THINK i know what it means. There's more to me than meets the i, my friend./SUZZZZZY: anyway, yes. Merely the title of whatever this failed abortion of existential nightmare horrrorshow fact story from hell is a sequel to./The Blue King: This strip title is so long, I have to pee. Red Lion Omega Renamed Igloo Meander Igloo Lone Ideogram Noel Ideogram Noodle Mirage Groomed Alien Idle Gear Moon Green doom ali lemonade gremlin emerald HEARSE >>> HE ARE S >>> HERS also HEARSE >>> AR SEE H >>> ARCH you can't do both, unfortunately, whether you spell C with an EE or an EA there's only three vowels and they both take two HEARSE >>> SHARE E no because one of them would have to be backwards and backwards C and R aren't real letters well backwards r can be the waluigi symbol* but LET'S NOT GO DOWN THAT ROAD *gamma that gives me an idea though HEARSE >>> SEARE H --> CR H there, they can share the A CRH doesn't anagram to anything though, so let's expand the H... HEARSE >>> SEARE H --> CR H --> CR AITCH I thought you said never to EXPAND H. well just this once its ok!!! you souldnt do it because they spell WITH an H, but HEARSE >>> SEARE H --> ERASE AITCH --> ERASE AITC >>> SEARE AITC --> CR AITC tada! still only six letters that way we know its fair CR AITC >>> ARCTIC plus it's a word! there, solved moving on... ROCK MAHON Rockman! aka mega man fun fact: Viovis used to hang out in the IRC channel #rockman which was ostensibly devoted to the production of a single tool assisted speedrun of said game by "TOTAL COINCIDENCE" jack wandered in there for no good reason as well at one point Viovis wasn't present though, and they only found out they'd both been there later on oh, also: http://youtu.be/ynM0ELYmNrA Dr Wiley *ABIBAIFBSIAOHO* and his Robots *ABIBAIFBSIAOHO* are up to no good again. goddamn it simon stop mocking my apocalyptic prophecies with your stupid youtoobs@! here we go, this is jack's version dont watch that other one, its stupid... http://youtu.be/gDaDSECKgME "While Dr. Wily creates specialized robots for a variety of purposes, Dr. Light created a single robot who has the ability not only to hunt down and destroy other robots, but also to steal their functions. Is it any wonder that Megaman permits Dr. Wily to live at the end of each game?" — Brad "When 'perfection' is defined as 'as fast as possible', it requires some sacrifices." — Baxter i wonder if ABIBAIFBSIAOHO is an anagram... MEEEMEME MAN is... not... ABIBAIFBSIAOHO >>> HI AA BOOBS AI FIB hi! wait did he just say i have no boobs [how rude!] WHERE WAS I right, rockman ROCK MAHON >>> HACK MORON ...and yet more childish namecalling... watch as vincent cruelly insults rockman with his own name ROCK MAHON >>> HACK MORON >>> HOMO CRANK and remember, he's BALD on top of all that!!! [kill everybody] ROCK MAHON >>> HACK MORON >>> HOMO CRANK >>> MACRO HONK No wonder he killed everybody. P ORn PLORG ORGY GiRL SOCIOPATH PISTACHOO PISTACHIO +R APHORISTIC +D DIASTROPHIC +T DICTATORSHIP +S DICTATORSHIPS SUMMER M SPRING WINTER AUTUMN U SSUUUUMMEERRR 1 SUMMER 4 AUTUMN A 3 WINTER 2 SPRING PG SAWS UUIP MTNR MUTI EMEN RNRG MMM UUU RRR NNN II TT EE RUNTIME UNTIMER MINUTER MURN MURN MURN TIE TIE RUNTIME RUNTIME RUN M RUN RUN RUN TIME TIME 3 RUNs 2 TIMEs MPG SAWS RUN RUN RUN TIME TIME SWAMP G_S PEN RUN UMR MUTE TWIN SAMIS RG ----------------------------- UT WM G MR PENIS U OO S Z TIN MAZE RUN R ----------------------------- SMUG TWINS UP & ON ZERO TRIM MAZE RUN ----------------------------- TWIN SISTER zuP_ORGon MUM MAZE RUN ----------------------------- SIN TWISTER zuP_ORGonE ZRMM AU UMN ----------------------------- zuP_ OR Gon- M RUN MAZE UNTWISTER SIM ----------------------------- UNzouP OR GunTWISTER MRS MIN MAZE ----------------------------- SIN MAZE UNTWISTER zuP_-OR-Gun OR MM ----------------------------- G R T RAPE W MOM SISTER IN N N ZOZ N U MU U ----------------------------- RP M U T WA MN SISTER IN E N G R UMN ZOZO U ----------------------------- SUMMER U AUTUMN UU WINTER W SPRING so, how many U? S MMER U A T MN UU INTER W <-- double u SPRING TOTAL: UUUUU In other worlds, WWU! UUorld UUide... WEGG???!! THERE IS NO U!!!!! but DONT WORRY i can FIX IT! s mmer aut mn inter sprUng U tada! ----------------------------- SPRUNG SUMMER WINTER AUTUMN ----------------------------- UN PR_G__MMER o ra TWIN SIS_ER FALL ----------------------------- UNPR_GAMER WIN SISTER FLL ----------------------------- FUN GRRLZ L ZOOPS AME WIN ISTER ----------------------------- fll utumn UN RZ R GAME ZOOP NE WISTRIS ----------------------------- SUMMER AUTUMN WINTER SPRUNG ----------------------------- SUMMER ^ AUTUMN ^ WINTER ^ SPRUNG ^ ----------------------------- NN M RR SS TWIGLEAF I PUZZLE ROOM utumn ----------------------------- GLASS WIFE PUZZLE ROOM MINT RNR utumn ----------------------------- MR. NOZZLE WIFE SIN LUST PROGRAM probably not it ----------------------------- SEW OUT UE TIME PROGRAMMER SUZZZZZY ----------------------------- ZZT PROGRAMMER TIM SWEENEY NOW SUN ----------------------------- ZZT GM TIM SWEENEY SUN MOON RRW RAPE ----------------------------- ZZT PROGRAMMER TIM SWEENEY SNOW UN ----------------------------- N TIME W EYE S TIME WINS E MYST WINE E I ME TWINS ----------------------------- ZZT PROGRME _SN MADISON ME TROUBLE U N U UUI ----------------------------- FLEA = LEAF = PAGE 39 12 SS 13 EE 14 MMM 23 II 24 34 TT !1 NNN !2 UUUW !3 !4 RRR H = aitcH W = uu oneone = eleven eenNOO = eenLVE onetwo = twelve tweNOO = tweLVE 0 = ZERO 1 = ONE 2 = TOO - OO = 8 3 = THREE 4 = FOUR 5 = FIVE - IV = 4 6 = SIX - IX = 9 7 = SEVEN - V = 5 8 = ATE - AT = @ = 2 9 = NINE - I = 1 10 = TEN 12 = TWELVE - LV = 55 6 > 9 7 > 5 > 4 7 = SEVEN = S EVEN != Z ODD = ZODD 7 = SEVEN = S EVE N != M ADAM Y = MADAM Y = MAD AMY 0 = ZIP != UNZIP 0 = JACK != PLUG 0 = ZERO != HERO 0 = Z E R O != A W L I = AWLI >>> WAIL 0 != 1 1 = ONE = ON E != OFF W = OFFW >>> WOFF 1 = ONE = O NE != X SW = XSUU >>> U SUX 1 = ONE = O N E != I S W = ISW >>> WIS 1 = UNO = U N O != D S I = DSI >>> SID 1 = UNO = U NO = YOU KNOW != I DON'T KNOW = ? 1 = UNO = U NO != D YES = DYES 1 = UNO = UN O != O = 0 1 = WON = W ON != M OFF = MOFF 1 != 0 2 = TO != FROM 3 = THREE >>> TREE H != RIVER C 3 = T H R E E != F H L W W ON != XY ON != IS OFF != XEE OFF != IRW SEFFOUREEN 0 = ZERO 1 = 0n3 2 = t00 3 = thr33 4 = F0R 5 = FIVE - IV 6 = SIX - IX 7 = SEVEN - V 8 = ATE - AT 9 = NINE - IN SEYEN W = double u X = christ I = eye Q = cue C = sea HEARSE >>> HE ARE S >>> HERS also HEARSE >>> AR SEE H >>> ARCH you can't do both, unfortunately, whether you spell C with an EE or an EA there's only three vowels and they both take two HEARSE >>> SHARE E no because one of them would have to be backwards and backwards C and R aren't real letters well backwards r can be the waluigi symbol* but LET'S NOT GO DOWN THAT ROAD *gamma that gives me an idea though HEARSE >>> SEARE H --> CR H there, they can share the A CRH doesn't anagram to anything though, so let's expand the H... HEARSE >>> SEARE H --> CR H --> CR AITCH I thought you said never to EXPAND H. well just this once its ok!!! you souldnt do it because they spell WITH an H, but HEARSE >>> SEARE H --> ERASE AITCH --> ERASE AITC >>> SEARE AITC --> CR AITC tada! still only six letters that way we know its fair CR AITC >>> ARCTIC plus it's a word! there, solved moving on... ROCK MAHON Rockman! aka mega man fun fact: Viovis used to hang out in the IRC channel #rockman which was ostensibly devoted to the production of a single tool assisted speedrun of said game by "TOTAL COINCIDENCE" jack wandered in there for no good reason as well at one point Viovis wasn't present though, and they only found out they'd both been there later on oh, also: http://youtu.be/ynM0ELYmNrA Dr Wiley *ABIBAIFBSIAOHO* and his Robots *ABIBAIFBSIAOHO* are up to no good again. goddamn it simon stop mocking my apocalyptic prophecies with your stupid youtoobs@! here we go, this is jack's version dont watch that other one, its stupid... http://youtu.be/gDaDSECKgME "While Dr. Wily creates specialized robots for a variety of purposes, Dr. Light created a single robot who has the ability not only to hunt down and destroy other robots, but also to steal their functions. Is it any wonder that Megaman permits Dr. Wily to live at the end of each game?" — Brad "When 'perfection' is defined as 'as fast as possible', it requires some sacrifices." — Baxter i wonder if ABIBAIFBSIAOHO is an anagram... MEEEMEME MAN is... not... ABIBAIFBSIAOHO >>> HI AA BOOBS AI FIB hi! wait did he just say i have no boobs I'LL JUST IGNORE THAT oh, that reminds me! right, rockman watch as vincent insults rockman with his own name!! ROCK MAHON >>> HACK MORON ROCK MAHON >>> HACK MORON >>> HOMO CRANK how rude! [kill everybody] and remember, he's BALD on top of all that!!! ROCK MAHON >>> HACK MORON >>> HOMO CRANK >>> MACRO HONK No wonder he killed everybody. seahreyest [[sea]ue] [[sea]hr[eye]st] H = aitcH U = yoU Y = whY Z = Zed B = Bee T = Tea P = Pea U = ewe U = yew D E F G = Gee G = Jee J = Jay K L M N O = Owe R = aRe S V ** = double * Eidophusikon Inside Hookup Spineless Snipe Pines Penis Heaton Powell Elephant Wool Andrew Vincent Twinned Cavern Cavern Hussie Cash Universe Twin Universe Andrew Hussie & Vincent Watkins Twinned Watkins & Cavern Hussie Twinned Watkins & Cash Universe Twinned Universe & Cash Watkins dentarthurdent scarry IVlΛl cosplaying fanfiction dont sarah TKI SVHΛp horuja mallory Bullseye gastrophobia unlife skeletally litewatuwe janus archtype photoshopped ZOW Ohhh unwindmill jaynes reobservation Elim Hussie empathizable dustin fonejacking unstucker randos YHWH johnson gulgafrinchin gettin ViNCENTE WAL Homestruck vincent's tetragrammaton manson google SiN xmas Caliborn Anagrammatical hackery winkies salley Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh Sterbenskrank bumbershoot theyre metaconscious vriska downways forgetten Antz Schaal CENTE probably-mildred mspabooru jake sathariel DONT YTP spacetime atm repost halfway-crossed-over-ness saturday rkve SUZZZZZY hopefuly Mmmnnnnnbbbb triality veeeeery paloonka SOoooooooo SiN-TШATZ ok eidophusikon WHATDOYOUGETIFYOUMULTIPLYSIXBYNINE metaphrand lewis hussie condesce buddhist INDEPEND non-metaconscious mildred im premonitionize andrew's PARKINS colbert andrews woht lah chris uice simon Metafable's Novak Fixit carescter AAAAAPE fonejack sewious SY naïvete doesnt VMETΛ bebout baltimore zoris overprototyped dee decontextualized tem christianity Vinnocence Pino TVtropes i'm adderall CANTOWN brian Eidophusikon plorg coset retconned recontextualized dysfunctionality danielle's paraphiers FEmail fakeness monday julian pre-consciousness thats fyi unkillable cosplay endevour ter Siri SVHΛ gregory chakras CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY douchebags cartoonist-ness realtime superset Nyeh youtube explainit NGE's joan anthropomorphization gynandromorphic alex LALONDE metafictional woooooOoOoOoOo cissors youre Counterfactual sy pataphorical logan infinitum moreso janson gumby luigi goosefeather ungraspability monsanto's monsanto Mannivin infodump NOIR nightmarishly connie SUZZZZZY's lightbulbs viovis EVRΛG hohoho riffMASTER watkins Bi-Cameral sincetta metroid morton picturestreams lightyear stephen noCEΛ chakra HAAa PPC scribbit SVHA sexualizes ppc ELIMSY serket Unrelatedly worldbuilding Straub AHAHAHaha batterwitch blu bludgeonings downways-upside steganographic Sgromo PVEΛT magellan fandom nevermind somesuch dah personlike overmind webcomic Twatkins pn metaconciousness creeped wasnt eversion Homestuck's i've Winkie's Homestuck Hella may've malek Metafable Sep Jonny vincent twemple oCeΛ tdo oo stuuuuuuuuuuupid Manni invictus satan hehehe ferdinand metaconsciousness andrew Haha maggie winkie's Trippy anagraming maggie's ELIM HomeStuck ViNCENTe OCE obv homestuck x-treme rubik's backstory recontextualize jen foneJACKer diagetic zim danielle ava tumblr Yao frankenstein's metaphier OwX diane Nnno Zoris friday i'll Sy eVEN melty bumbershoots siiiiiide epiphenomenal ioioi diane's pre-written lemmer RPG substrips 90 Elim Fonejacker Riffmaster Tri Trillicalliope Uno Vanellopede Winnowill Wub Ze aah adblock ahh blanky blinky el ella elsa elsla emm emmet hella hellofa hellslut irl kay lenin lennon liminal lollygag lollygagger m o ohh penelope rly slexia squee tech uhh vanellope wank whee winky yay 3D Anagrammatical Anytown CS7 DEJA DS9 Eidophusikonical GG HAHAHA HOMESTUCK Hm Irfanview Malware Marlinspike Obamaphusikonical Ok Osakaphusikonical Osamaphusikonical SUZZZZZY SUZZZZZY's Sy WAL ZZ alchoholic alienness anagrammatic anagrammatical arlinspike" balliwick ben bumbershoots christopher composited condesce cooloff counterfactual didn’t discongruity disneyland duchamp déjà eidophusikonic eidophusikonical endnote english evangelion farscape glubbing hehehe homestuck i've ic ing insanier intelligences intotheabyss.net jerry judeo kermit korean larry's lewis lewis's manson marcel mormons morton mumballoon muppets nemi neurochip ok oon osakaphusikonical paraphier paraphrand parsible petersen phonecalls pre quo reconnection rolf rolf's rollingly sathariel scorpius somesuch squooshings tentacling unicode unremarkably vu youtube zeesersow A B C . E X E Trip -le sev - N x - ray - port Now I no my yay B seas Bob - ahh blink - sheet ha view N - y * H I J K hell M N O P h - owl won - der what U R X time won't you sing with me Yes sir yes sir 3 bags full Q R S T U V Up a - buv the world so bright Like a die - mend N the night 1 4 the mat - * 1 4 the dame 1 4 the litt- le boy who lives down the lane Doub- le U X why and Z Ink - reap- er (s)ink - reap - er z slime - star Doub- le Ze - ro six oh six at VIEW MEN E star roAD roOF roUGH roMAN roBOT roBE roAM roCOCO roBIN roDENT roOM roUND roCK roSE roOT roPE recogniZER O LADY GAGA LA DYe GAG lollygagger DY e DY nasty DY ke DY es DY slexia DY slexic DY sfunction ePITome Come Some Home Dome HANDSome GNome THREESome Tome lySOSome L[AD]Y[SOS|OME]GA[ME]GA LADY EPIC ME[GAGA]MES [O]ME[GA[RAPE]GA]MES me GA ome GA sa GA yo GA ami GA to GA RAPEze roXXXXxxxt tRAPEzoid ~?~ schiZOID dRAPE d[RAPE]ry thr U th 0 alth O th OH en OH br OUGHT thr OH out b OUGHT r OH t OH OUGHT s OUGHT th OUGHT s bor OH f OUGHT c OH r OH ly thor OH ly pl OH breakthr OH dr OUGHT thor OH tr OH th OUGHT fully cl OH l OH th OUGHT ful t OH er d OH bor OH s n OUGHT pl OH ing pl OH ed c OFF ing b OW c OFF ed thor O bred t UFF est thor OH fare tr OH s thr OO put t UFF ness RED 0 TUFFIN DOH NUTS half th0 4 th0 5 th0 6 th0 7 th0 8 th0 9 th0 10 th0 half alf WINDOW LEDGE WIND OWL EDGE MIND OWLEDGE MY KNOWLEDGE MYknowledge WINKowlEDGE MINDowlEDGE windOWLedge windowLEDGE Mind the window ledge Mind the wind owl edge yell yellow hell hell lemon hell lemon no pee hella hello L el Ella Ellen LM[FAO] Elim LO[L] element elemental elemental being elephant le low lemon lennon lenin lemming liminal liminal being a M N 'N' women hem in 'em men man minnow mallow millipede kay ell emm enn ohh pee kay ell lemon ohh pee YELLOW L M N O P L LEMON O P HELL LEMON NO PEE LEMON YELLOW NO PEE NOPE MAN UP UP HELL ELEMENTAL YELL YELLOW A HELL HELLO ELEMENTAL LEMON LAMENT LET ME KNOW A MAN MALLOW KNOW NO NOPE HOPE OH PLEASE A PLEA PEE VANELLOPE MELODY LOPE NOPEY HOPEY PEA ALLY OOP ALUMINUM LIMO ALIMONY 'EM IN MANY HEM IN WOMEN MELLOW MILLIPEDE PEEK PEAK Fonejacker/Riffmaster Window milk Van Trillakaleidoscope ope ink - black, blink, blank, plank, pink, pinkie pie, inky, key, eye, wink, wank, link wink - ink, pink, parrot, wank inky - ink, key, pinkie, black winky - wink, parrot, win key, inky, pinky, pink, black, blinky, blanky, blank, slinky, link, lanky, slink slinky slink link rink sink blink wink pink ink ginkgo-rl (pink whore/hole/girl) -g -whale -gore -old -o rly -father irl+ hell+ fire+ girl+ whore+ hole+ orgy+ her+ vagina+ herly "hellslut" works particularly well, why is that? hELLslUt EN O PEE? elsa... elsla oh, "hellofa" = "hell love a" making "slut" resonate with "love" is pretty effective also HAIL SATAN! (not really) elsa 10 else lime en oh pee el slime el sly men o pee el slimon else lie minnow es lymin S LIE MEAN "AY" A(nal) "AYB" A-b(omb) "AY-BE" A B C D E F G, Twink - le, twink - le, lit - tle star, Baa - baa, black - sheep, have you an - y wool? H I J K L M N O P. How I won - der what you are! Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. Q R S, T U V, Up a - bove the world so bright, One for the mas - ter, one for the dame, Dou - ble U X, Y and Z. Like a dia - mond in the night. One for the lit - tle boy who lives down the lane. Now I know my A B Cs; Twink - le, twink - le, lit - tle star, Baa - baa, black - sheep, have you an - y wool? Next time won't you sing with me? How I won - der what you are! Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P. Q R S, T U V, Dou - ble U X, Y and Z. Now I know my A B Cs; Next time won't you sing with me? Twink - le, twink - le, lit - tle star, How I won - der what you are! Up a - bove the world so bright, Like a dia - mond in the night. Twink - le, twink - le, lit - tle star, How I won - der what you are! Baa - baa, black - sheep, have you an - y wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. One for the mas - ter, one for the dame, One for the lit - tle boy who lives down the lane. Baa - baa, black - sheep, have you an - y wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. P O N M L K J, I H G F E D C B A. Z Y X, S R Q, V U T, Dou - ble U. My know I now Z Y X, Me with sing you won't time next? "E EFF GEE" "AICH-" H(E L L O U T) "AICH-I, JAY-K," HI, JK, ("ELL"-EM, EN" or "ELL-OH-ELL") "ELL-EM-" H I Jay K elem("ENT") "-EN-OH-" H I Jay K elem("ENT") L "EM" ELEM(ent) ELEM "EN" ELEM(ent) ELEM en! LMEN ELLEN LEMON ELEMEN LEMENO ELL EME NO Window Mill Winnowill Penelope = Pan-L-O-PEE Vanellope Penelope + Vanilla = kay ell emm enn ohh pee kay ell ohh men uhh pee kay yellow men uhh pee minnow winnow window / wind oh / win dough windowsill NO NOW KNOW EDGE ACKNOWLEDGE KNOWLEDGE NO LEDGE OWL EDGE jACK N OWL EDGE ACtor ACoustic s i real i ga organ i squee free bron se i bree emphas i bla critic i character i summar i gra ma apolog i minim i ha author i special i maxim i util i fro gla oo general i symbol i cra stabil i ama visual i mobil i analy subsid i frie jeopard i modern i material i rational i public i crystall i snee sympath i reorgan i categor i OOze roOM mAze roAM roD roB DOze ro whee neutral i caps i capital i bull do colon i t error i revolution i equal i standard i local i social i central i conceptual i marginal i final i polar i institutional i penal i outs i ideal i patron i popular i normal i familiar i liberal i downs i legal i random i national i internal i the or i victim i Il17Z2S5 zsi 0OD o r hnu m LHaeft bd pq A4 B8 cCG69 3EFPR Qg kKXx wWMN jJUVv yYT A Class: Letter(vowel)/word Case: Upper Rank: 1 Sister: Z Rival: B Frenemy: V Team: ABC Name: Alpha Faces: Forward Points: Up Seen from: Below and in front of Meaning: first/highest/best Notes: The archetypal letter, the metonym for letters in general Looks like a pyramid or a tripod, has an "eye" The most triangular letter, the only letter that has a proper apex, the most stable letter The only letter with a triangular eye, or indeed, with an eye composed of straight lines only. Differs dramatically from its lowercase form, but the lowercase form still has an eye. Starts and ends the words AMERICA, ALPHA, and A. Starts the words ARCHTYPE, ALPHABET, APEX... Starts more words than it ends a Class: Letter/Word Case: Lower Notes: The only lowercase letter which is also an official word. As a word, denotationally identical to the number "1". Note that all individual digits are also official words. neither (of the) [TEAPOT](s) X = 0, T = 2 none of the [TEAPOT]s X = 0, T > 2 [TEAPOT] X = 1, T = 1 the [TEAPOT] X = 1, T = 1 both ((of) the) [TEAPOT]s X = 2, T = 2 half (of) the [TEAPOT]s X > 2, T > 3, T is even a [TEAPOT] X = 1, T > 1 one [TEAPOT] X = 1, T > 1 (used only for emphasis (vs. "a [TEAPOT]")) one of the [TEAPOT]s X = 1, T > 1 a couple (of the) [TEAPOT]s X = 2, T > 3, X is an inconsequential number of [TEAPOT]s / portion of T (equated) two (of the) [TEAPOT]s X = 2, < T some (of the ) [TEAPOT]s X > 1, < T a few (of the) [TEAPOT]s X > 2, < T/3 many (of the) [TEAPOT]s X > 4, > 2T/3 -80% a lot of (the) [TEAPOT]s most (of the) [TEAPOT]s a pair of [TEAPOT]s X = 2, < T 12.+ a bunch of (the) [TEAPOT]s X > 3, < 3T/4 1234TT..+ Alice: Bob, how many of my cheerios did you eat? Bob: Only a couple. Alice: I only HAD a FEW. Specifically, I had THREE. Bob: So? Alice: So two out of three isn't "only a couple". It's most of them! Bob: Can't it be both? Alice: No! Bob: Why not? Alice: Because it carries the connotation that the amount is inconsequential! Bob: It IS inconsequential. We going down to Rudy's? Alice: Rudy's?! Is that some sort of euphemism?! Bob: No, it's that bar we occasionally go to after work. Get your head out of that cheerio box, Alice. Alice: What are you talking about? I don't remember any bar named "Rudy's". Bob: They have those onion rings. I think I could eat a full loaf. Alice: Oh, THAT place. We only went there a couple times. Bob: Charlie said we USUALLY go there if we get off late! Alice: So what? Bob: "USUALLY" implies the occurrence happens at least half the time it potentially could, and connotes that the number of potential occurrences is larger than merits recollection with the accuracy necessary to-- Alice: "So what" connotes that I neither see the relevance of what you said NOR that I expect there IS any. Bob: So? Alice: So get to the point! Bob: Why? Alice: Because-- Bob: Because it's irritating to listen to someone expound upon the connotations of conversational English when they seem incapable of employing that knowledge to improve their own conversational skills? Alice: YES! Bob: In that case, while I could fulfil the letter of your demand, I am no longer able to fulfil its spirit. Alice: Jesus Christ! What the hell are you talking about?! Bob: The idiom "get to the point" carries the implied specification that the one to whom it is addressed perform the act it demands in a non-circuitous manner. Having already "made" my point, by provoking your irritation with linguistic pedantry, in order to now "get to" that point, I would have to "stray" from it and then return to it. As the metaphorical "route" thus taken would begin and end in the same metaphorical "place", to metaphorically "take" it would be to "go" in a metaphorical "circle", and would be both inherently and (metaphorically) LITERALLY "circuitous". Alice: *cries because bob's point is so well-made* Bob: I have better things to do than keep track of many cheerios people have. Alice: Bob, how many millions of dollars did you spend on this giant inflatable snowman? Bob: Only a couple. Alice: That's TWO MILLION DOLLARS!!! Bob: So? both ((of) the) [TEAPOT]s almost none of the one of the [TEAPOT]s some (of the) [TEAPOT]s many (of the) [TEAPOT]s most (of the) [TEAPOT]s almost all ((of) the) [TEAPOT]s nearly all ((of) the) [TEAPOT]s all ((T of) the) [TEAPOT]s [j (j>0) (of the), j/k (k>j>0) of the] (T [(T>j), (T%k=0) (T>0)]) [TEAPOT]s 0 < X = [j, T*j/k] < T less than [j (j>2) (of the), j/k (k>j>0) of the] (T [(T>j), (T>2*k*(k-1))]) [TEAPOT]s 0 < X < [j, T*j/k] more than [j (j>0) (of the), j/k (k>j>0) of the] (T [(T>j+1), (T>2*k*(k-1))]) [TEAPOT]s [j, T*j/k] < X < T around [j (j>3), j or j+1 (j>1), j to k (j>0, k>j+1), a fraction of the] [TEAPOT]s about [j (j>5), j or j+1 (j>2), j to k (j>1, k>j+2), a fraction of the] [TEAPOT]s more than a little more than slightly more than less than a little less than slightly less than 1 a 2 a couple, a pair of 3 a few 4 a few, a bunch 5 a bunch, quite a few 6 a bunch, quite a few E I - EYE EY O - OH H U - YOU Y I AI You - U Eye - I Yea Aye Aye-aye Yo-yo Ye Aye AIEE PROBLEM SLEUTH >>> HOTEL PLUMBERS HYSTERICAL DAME >>> CALMEST HAYRIDE PICKLE INSPECTOR >>> PERCEPTION SLICK NERVOUS BROAD >>> DEVOURS BARON ISHADES >>> HEAD SIS >>> SHE SAID >>> HE'S AIDS Where did John get those sunglasses he sent Dave? CHEATER >>> TEACHER TEREZI PYROPE <-- Ritzy Epee Pro terezI pyrope terez I pyrope terez I .py rope terez I sPY rope terez I SPY rope <-- Seize Property terEZ .i spy rope ter EZ a isp y rope ter EZ A sip yrope ter EZ As pi yrope ter EZ AS PI yrope <-- TEREZI PYROPE ZERO PI, RETYPE T3R3Z1 PYROP3 TRZPYROP 3313 TRZPYROP TRZPYROP 314 TRZPYROP EIA REPAIR TYPOZ REPAIR TYPOS this is a really dangerous instruction in an anagram because there aren't any typos IN the instruction, so you repair typos in the ANAGRAMS of the instruction which means looking at all the NEAR anagrams of it in order to make sure you're not going off the rails you need to limit the repairs to near-anagrams with only one typo, but the instruction says to repair MULTIPLE typos, and after you've fixed ONE, it will no longer say "REPAIR TYPOS", so you have to fix them ALL AT ONCE, which means you have to find them ALL let's assum ethere's only two!!! REPAIR TYPOS PIRATE SpORY x[pT] i think this would screw things up, don't we need both Ps pRAey PISTOr x[pDeFyTrN] i think not _ISTORY PAPER [+H] hmm... PYRA_SPITE OR [+L] looks like they DO need that extra L! A_, PROSPERITY [+H] SPIRA_ POETRY [+L] fucking alphabet letters _APPIER STORY [+H] ok so we're adding an L and an H, it looks like SPIRAL H POETRY ![+LH] REPAIR HOST PLy x[yUSH] "host plush" is a thing, but we're 3 or 4 letters off REPAIR PL_SH TOY [+U] aha REPAIR PLUSH TOY ![+U] REPAIR HOST PLUy [ySH] let's just poke around a little first... A+ HYPER TRIO [-PLUS] "PLUS" is always basically optional in instruction anagrams A HYPER TRIO ![-PLUS] HER TOPIARY "This" I said, "is called-" PAIR THEORY two by two, hands of blue, lalalala RAPE HI_TORY [+S] now we need that extra S from the hell room, but... REPAIR HOYT remember HOYT RUNION'S VAN BUREN MIDDLE SCHOOL? REPAIR YO_TH [+U] but there IS no U... REPAIR YOUTH ![+U] fine TRY EUPHORIA that's not a youth HAiRY POuTER [iRuT] that... uh, but at that point we're literally just... HARRY POTTER ![iRuT] well, OK... RT THE PARROT i don't know what sinister instructions could-- No no! dont retweet that!! REPAIR HOST PLUy [ySH] alright, we'll try this one now REPAIR HOST PLUSH ![ySH] HORSE PUPAL SHIRT wrong pupil, andrew! and get your stupid horse stuff out of my butterfly stuff! HULA HO STRIPPERS alright, moving on... wait, i just figured out the horse thing... 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matchsticks mk stitch (9) + smack (2?) = matchsticks (11) doze (2) + n (10?) = 12 doze smack sawbuck n st + itchy = stitch + y buck + snowman = sawbuck + monn cascas + sack + buck + sn[o]wman + stitch = sawbuck + matchsticks + cans + cans + [o] COME CAME ONLY CUTE HOLE GIRL KISS LIPS BLOW POOL SUCK CLIT ANUS ANAL SEXY TEEN RAPE SLUT ORGY JIZZ FUCK CUNT HELL FIRE Kids John Egbert >>> Zoosmell Pooplord >>> ms. p, ooze pool lord Heir of Bre[AT]h >>> Bre[AT]h of Air e[CT]oBiologist {EB} >>> [CT] Gooiest Boil ghostytrickster {GT} >>> Rose Lalonde >>> Laser Noodle Flighty Broad >>> Bad Filth Orgy Seer of Light >>> Leer of Sight ten[TAC]letherapist {TT} >>> The Ten[TAC]le Rapist Dave Strider >>> ???????????? >>> Knight of Time >>> [TU]rntechgodhead {TG} >>> Jade Harley >>> ??????????? >>> Wi[TC]h of Sp[AC]e >>> [GA]rdengnostic {GG} >>> Jane Crocker Roxy Lalonde Dirk Strider Jake English Maid of Life Life Ro[GU]e of Void Void Prince of Heart Heart P[AG]e of Hope Hope O[UT]line [GUT]sy[GU]mshoe {GG} tipsygnos[TA]lgic {TG} timaeustestified {TT} golgothasterror {GT} Post-scr[ATC]h trolls Maid of time time P[AG]e of Bre[AT]h Bre[AT]h M[AG]e of Doom Doom Knight of Blood Blood aries Symbol aradia Megido [TAU]rus Symbol [TA]vros Nitram gemini Symbol Sollux [CA]ptor [CA]ncer Symbol Kark[AT] Van[TA]s apo[CA]lypsearisen {AA} adiostoreador {AT} twinarm[AG]eddons {TA} [CA]rcinogeneticist {CG} Ro[GU]e of Heart Heart Sylph of Sp[AC]e Sp[AC]e O[UT]line Seer of Mind Mind thief of Light Light Leo Symbol Nepe[TA] Leijon Virgo Symbol Kanaya Maryam Libra Symbol terezi Pyrope Scorpio Symbol Vriska Serket arseni[CCAT]nip {AC} grim[AU]xili[AT]rix {GA} [GA]llows[CA]libr[AT]or {GC} ar[AC]hnidsgrip {AG} Heir of Void Void Bard of R[AG]e R[AG]e Prince of Hope Hope O[UT]line Wi[TC]h of Life Life S[AG]i[TTA]rius Symbol Equius Zahhak [CA]pricorn Symbol [GA]mzee Makara aq[UA]rius Symbol Eridan ampora Pisces Symbol Feferi Peixes cen[TAU]rstesticle {CT} terminally[CA]pricious {TC} [CA]li[GU]lasaq[UA]rium {CA} [CUTT]lefish[CU]ller {CC} Pre-scr[ATC]h trolls Wi[TC]h of time time Ro[GU]e of Bre[AT]h Bre[AT]h Heir of Doom Doom Seer of Blood Blood aries Symbol Damara Megido [TAU]rus Symbol Rufioh Nitram gemini Symbol Mi[TU]na [CA]ptor Kankri Van[TA]s M[AG]e of Heart Heart Maid of Sp[AC]e Sp[AC]e O[UT]line Knight of Mind Mind Sylph of Light Light Leo Symbol Meulin Leijon Virgo Symbol Porrim Maryam Libra Symbol L[ATU]la Pyrope Scorpio Symbol aranea Serket P[AG]e of Void Void Prince of R[AG]e R[AG]e Bard of Hope Hope O[UT]line thief of Life Life S[AG]i[TTA]rius Symbol Horuss Zahhak [CA]pricorn Symbol Kurloz Makara aq[UA]rius Symbol cronus ampora Pisces Symbol Meenah Peixes cherubs Muse of Sp[AC]e Sp[AC]e O[UT]line Lord of time time [CA]lliope symbol [CA]lliope [CA]liborn symbol [CA]liborn uranianumbra {UU} undyin[GU]mbr[AG]e {UU} [GUA]rdians Dad Rose's Mom Dave's Bro Becquerel god [CAT] Roxy's Mom Dirk's Bro Supporting char[ACT]ers Nanna Jaspers Lil [CA]l grandpa Poppop M[UT]ie Lil Hal grandma 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{CT} cenUrstesticle {TA} TinArmeddons {UU} * {AG} ** {AC} *** {TA} TinArmeddons {UU} * {AG} ** {CT} cenUrstesticle {TA} TinArmeddons {UU} * {AG} ** {AC} *** {TA} TinArmeddons {UU} * {AG} ** {CT} cenUrstesticle {TA} TinArmeddons {UU} * {AG} ** {AC} *** {TA} TinArmeddons {UU} * {AG} ** {CT} cenUrstesticle {TA} TinArmeddons {UU} * {AG} ** {AC} *** {AT} adiostoreador {CA} liGUlasaqUArium <--- **** {CA} **** {AT} adiostoreador {AA} apolypsearisen {CA} liGUlasaqUArium <--- * {CA} * {TC} terminallypricious {CA} liGUlasaqUArium <--- * {CA} * {CG} rcinogeneticist {CA} liGUlasaqUArium <--- * {CA} * {GT} golgothasTerror {GG} gutsyGumshoe {TT} timaeusTestified {TG} tipsygnoslgic {TA} TinArmeddons <--- * {UU} undyingUmbre {AG} arhnidsGrip {AC} arseninip <--- ** {CC} culefishCuller {TT} letherapist {TA} * {CT} cenUrstesticle {TA} * {AC} ** {TA} * {CT} cenUrstesticle {TA} * {AC} ** {TA} * {CT} cenUrstesticle {TA} * {AC} ** {TA} * {CT} cenUrstesticle {TA} * {AC} ** {TA} * {CT} cenUrstesticle {TA} * 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TimAeusTesTified ATTTu aAAAT {GG} symshoe GGTuu aaACC {TC} TerminAllypriCious AACCTu aAGGTT {TA} inArmeddons AAGTww aaACTT {TG} TipsyGnoslGiC ACGGTT AACCGT {TG} rnTeChGodheAd ACGTTu aAACGT {CC} lefishller CCTTuu aaAAGG {TT} TenleTherApisT AACTTTT AAAAGTT {CG} rCinoGeneTiCisT ACCCGTT AACGGGT {CT} CenrsTesTiCle ACCTTTu aAAAGGT {CA} lilAsAqrium AAAACGuuu aaaCGTTTT {CA} lilAsAqrium AAAACGuuu {GC} lloslibror AAACGTww @ {AA} ApolypseArisen AAAC {uu} urAniAnumbrA AAAuu {AC} Arseninip AACCT {TC} TerminAllypriCious AACCTu {AG} ArhnidsGrip AACG {TT} TenleTherApisT AACTTTT {TA} inArmeddons AAGTww {GA} Grimxilirix AAGTu {AT} AdiosToreAdor AAT {CG} rCinoGeneTiCisT ACCCGTT {CT} CenrsTesTiCle ACCTTTu {GG} rdenGnosTiC ACGGT {TG} rnTeChGodheAd ACGTTu {TG} TipsyGnoslGiC ACGGTT {GT} GolGoThAsTerror AGGTT {uu} undyinmbre AGGuu {TT} TimAeusTesTified ATTTu {CC} lefishller CCTTuu {GT} GhosTyTriCksTer CGTTT {GG} symshoe GGTuu {GG} symshoe GGTUU {GG} rdenGnosTiC ACGGT ---- {CC} lefishller CCTTUU {GT} GhosTyTriCksTer CGTTT {GT} GolGoThAsTerror AGGTT ---- {AC} Arseninip AACCT {TG} rnTeChGodheAd ACGTTU {TG} TipsyGnoslGiC ACGGTT ---- {CA} lilAsAqriUm AAAACGUUU {TT} TenleTherApisT AACTTTT {TT} TimAeUsTesTified ATTTU {UU} Undyinmbre AGGUU {UU} UrAniAnUmbrA AAAUU ---- {AA} ApolypseArisen AAAC {AG} ArhnidsGrip AACG ---- {CT} CenrsTesTiCle ACCTTTU {GA} Grimxilirix AAGTU ---- {TC} TerminAllypriCioUs AACCTU {AT} AdiosToreAdor AAT {GC} lloslibror AAACGTuu @ {TA} inArmeddons AAGTuu {CG} rCinoGeneTiCisT ACCCGTT {GG} symshoe {GG} rdengnostic {GT} ghostytrickster {GT} golgothasterror {TG} rntechgodhead {TG} tipsygnoslgic {TT} tenletherapist {TT} timaeustestified {UU} undyinmbre {UU} uranianumbra {AA} apolypsearisen {AC} arseninip {AG} arhnidsgrip {AT} adiostoreador {CA} lilasaqrium {CC} lefishller {CG} rcinogeneticist {CT} cenrstesticle {GA} grimxilirix {GC} lloslibror {TA} inarmeddons {TC} terminallypricious {EB} eoBiologist {GT} ghostytrickster {TT} tenletherapist {TG} rntechgodhead {GG} rdengnostic {UU} uranianumbra {UU} undyinmbre {CT} cenrstesticle {TC} terminallypricious {CA} lilasaqrium {CC} lefishller {AC} arseninip {GA} grimxilirix {GC} lloslibror {AG} arhnidsgrip {AA} apolypsearisen {AT} adiostoreador {TA} inarmeddons {CG} rcinogeneticist {GG} symshoe {TG} tipsygnoslgic {TT} timaeustestified {GT} golgothasterror John Egbert >>> Zoosmell Pooplord >>> ms. p, ooze pool lord Heir of Breh >>> Breh of Air eoBiologist {EB} >>> Gooiest Boil ghostytrickster {GT} >>> Rose Lalonde >>> Laser Noodle Flighty Broad >>> Bad Filth Orgy Seer of Light >>> Leer of Sight tenletherapist {TT} >>> The Tenle Rapist Dave Strider >>> ???????????? >>> Knight of Time >>> rntechgodhead {TG} >>> Jade Harley >>> ??????????? >>> ih of Spe >>> rdengnostic {GG} >>> Jane Crocker Maid of Life Roxy Lalonde Roe of Void Dirk Strider Prince of Heart Jake English Pe of Hope Aries Aradia Megido rus vros Nitram Gemini Sollux ptor ncer Kark Vans Leo Nepe Leijon Virgo Kanaya Maryam Libra Terezi Pyrope 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